November 30, 2009
MOMDAY 11/30/9
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JUST THE FACTS PLEASE
PALIN: Says she tried to talk about national security and energy independence in her interview with Vogue magazine but the interviewer wanted her to pivot from hydropower to high fashion.
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You know that there is a history of Assassination or attempted Assassination of public figures in this country. President Obama has more threats than any other President. Because of that this couple that crashed the Whitehouse Dinner this past weekend should get 8 years in jail equal to two terms of a president.
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On the heels of its ballyhooed "Cash for Clunkers" program for cars, the federal government is expected to complete details in the coming weeks of another tax-supported shopping extravaganza, known as "Cash for Appliances." Supported by $300 million from the economic stimulus, the program will offer rebates to consumers who buy energy-efficient refrigerators, dishwashers, air conditioners, and other appliances to replace their older models. 2 in 8 Americans are on Food Stamps.* - - - - - *
The administration of George W. Bush was so dismissive of efforts to get UN approval for an invasion of Iraq that it effectively scuttled attempts at making the war legitimate, a former British ambassador to the UN says.
WE ALL KNEW THIS AT SOME LEVEL DIDN'T WE.
Add to that this little report: OSAMA bin Laden was within the grasp of American soldiers only months after the September 11 attacks but was left free to escape by military blunders, according to a damning report.
NICE JOB RUMMY.
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GOP PURGERS
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SHORT ON EGGOS
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PSYCO TALK
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DOGS RULE - YOU CAN SEE THE LOVE
THEY NEED YOUR HELP
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PRETTY GOOD JOKES
ALMOST A GREAT QUOTE. . .
Claims are normally the most serious part of the insurance business but humor creeps in every now and then like these explanations received by various Prudential Insurance Company claim divisions:
-- My downfall occurred on the stairway.KIDS WRITE ABOUT THE SEA
My Mom has fishnets, but doesn't catch any fish (Laura age 5)
MY KIDS
My God I love dogs.
BTW, what good is a picnic table if you can't lay on it?
November 29, 2009
WEEKEND FREE !!/29/2009
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OH CRAP. . .
MY KIDS
My God I love dogs.
BTW, what good is a picnic table if you can't lay on it?
November 28, 2009
WEEKEND FREE 11/28/2009
PRESIDENT OBAMA'S WEEKLY SPEECH 11/28/2009 - - - - - - -
Weekly Address: On This Thanksgiving: Family, Turkey ... and a Weekly Address:
Given the holiday, we are releasing the President's weekly address today. In this video, President Obama calls to our attention the men and women in uniform who are away from home sacrificing time with family to protect our safety and freedom. He also talks about the progress of health care reform, the Recovery Act, and job creation to ensure that next Thanksgiving will be a brighter day.WHILE YOU SLEPT. . .
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I REALLY DON'T KNOW CLOUDS AT ALL. . .
MY KIDS
My God I love dogs.
BTW, what good is a picnic table if you can't lay on it?
November 27, 2009
FRIDAY
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PALIN: Describing her resistance to federal stimulus money, Palin describes Alaska as a practical, libertarian haven of independent Americans who don't want "help" from government busybodies.
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Well my effort to replace my Comcast Cable with DirectTV in an effort to get rid of these little black boxes that Comcast supplies failed big time on Wednesday. After many phone calls to various DirectTV suppliers I finally got the real answer that even with DirectTV I needed a box and it sounds like it would be a box about the size of a VCR. I dont know why it's so hard to get a straight answer out of these folks. * - - - - - *NO HELP FOR THE TROOPS
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CHENEY
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PSYCO TALK
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WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD
Keith Olbermann picks the three worst persons in the world.
Beck calls Sen. Landrieu a 'prostitute'. Not only did Fox News' Glenn Beck refer to Sen. Mary Landrieu as a prostitute, he also said, "So we know you're hookin', but you're just not cheap." Watch in Worst Persons in the World. * *DOGS RULE - YOU CAN SEE THE LOVE
THEY NEED YOUR HELP
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PRETTY GOOD JOKES
KIDS WRITE ABOUT THE SEA
Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. Christopher age 7)
ALMOST A GREAT QUOTE. . .
Claims are normally the most serious part of the insurance business but humor creeps in every now and then like these explanations received by various Prudential Insurance Company claim divisions:
-- Getting on a bus the driver started before I was all on.MY KIDS
My God I love dogs.
BTW, what good is a picnic table if you can't lay on it?
November 26, 2009
HAPPY THANKSGIVING 2009
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DOGS RULE - YOU CAN SEE THE LOVE
THEY NEED YOUR HELP
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PRETTY GOOD JOKES
AND SO DEAR FRIENDS ONE FINAL HAPPY THANKSGIVING FOR 2009
MY KIDS
My God I love dogs.
BTW, what good is a picnic table if you can't lay on it?
November 25, 2009
WEDNESDAY
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PALIN: Welcomes last year's Supreme Court decision deciding punitive damages for victims of the nation's largest oil spill tragedy, the Exxon Valdez disaster, stating it had taken 20 years to achieve victory. As governor, she says, she'd had the state argue in favor of the victims, and she says the court's ruling went "in favor of the people." Finally, she writes, Alaskans could recover some of their losses.
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I'm having mix feeling's about what Obama is going to do and say next week about what he plans to do about Afghanistan. On the one hand I think we should get out. On the other hand I worry that if we pull our troops out it will be viewed by many as it being a defeat.
My strongest feeling is that I don't want to see one more of our troops lose their life on this GOD AWFUL WAR.
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I'm thinking about switching may Comcast cable hook up to Direct TV. One of the biggest problems I'm having is getting the RIGHT information without the DAMN BULLSHIT (sales pitch). My biggest problem is with my PC/TV's. Before this Comcast switch I could use Windows Media Center to set up a scheduled of all the programs I want to record including Channel, Time and Name, WMC takes over and I can do other things and my shows will be recorded. With this new set up from Comcast if I want to record The Daily Show on Channel 60 at 11 PM, then Letterman on Channel 7 at 11:30 PM and finally The Colbert Report on Channel 60 at 2:30 AM I would have to be right by the Black Box and manually switch at 11 PM, then 11:30 PM and finally at 2:30 AM. Which is the DUMBEST DAMN THING I CAN THINK OF. More to follow. * - - - - - *NO HELP FOR THE TROOPS
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DON'T BE AN ICE-HOLE
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THINGS NOT TO BE THANKFUL FOR
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TAKE THE A TRAIN
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PSYCO TALK
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DOGS RULE - YOU CAN SEE THE LOVE
THEY NEED YOUR HELP
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PRETTY GOOD JOKES
KIDS WRITE ABOUT THE SEA
I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. -- (Amy age 6)
ALMOST GREAT QUOTES. . .
Claims are normally the most serious part of the insurance business but humor creeps in every now and then like these explanations received by various Prudential Insurance Company claim divisions:
-- Suffered burns while holding shirt tail up over an open flame to warm his back.MY KIDS
My God I love dogs.
BTW, what good is a picnic table if you can't lay on it?
November 24, 2009
TUESDAY
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PALIN: Says Obama has admitted that the climate change policy he seeks will cause people's electricity bills to "skyrocket."
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I'm spending this Thanksgiving at home with my dogs this year. I feel I'm coming down with a cold. I've been sneezing more and more over the past few days and so I just don't want to be around anyone else especially my grand kids. Why take the chance if I don't have to.
I've already had my regular flu shot, but not the H1N1 shot. This H1N1 worries me and so I don't see the point of talking the chance.
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I signed up to add VOICE MAIL to my Qwest phone yesterday it's supposed to start today. Well see how that works. I have 4 or 5 old answer machines that work but without me wearing my Hearing Aids they aren't loud enough and I don't wear my AIDS most of the time. I'm hoping that this Voice Mail system and my amplified phone will solve my answer machine problem. Hey I can wish can't I? * - - - - - *NO HELP FOR THE TROOPS
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PSYCO TALK
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WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD
Keith Olbermann picks the three worst persons in the world.
Heartless teabaggers put politics above humanity. Nov. 23: Watch in Worst Persons in the World as Countdown's Keith Olbermann highlights a member of the Chicago Tea Party Patriots who openly mocked the family of a pregnant mother who died along with her unborn baby because she have health insurance. * *DOGS RULE - YOU CAN SEE THE LOVE
THEY NEED YOUR HELP
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PRETTY GOOD JOKES
KIDS WRITE ABOUT THE SEA
I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)
ALMOST GREAT QUOTES. . .
Claims are normally the most serious part of the insurance business but humor creeps in every now and then like these explanations received by various Prudential Insurance Company claim divisions:
-- Fractured jaw. Hit by a person who must have thought I was someone else.MY KIDS
My God I love dogs.
BTW, what good is a picnic table if you can't lay on it?
November 23, 2009
MONDAY
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PALIN: Writes about a city councilman in Wasilla, Alaska, who owned a garbage truck company and tried to push through an ordinance requiring residents of new subdivisions to pay for trash removal instead of taking it to the dump for free this to illustrate conflicts of interest she stood against as a public servant.
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Watch the NOW series starting today. It'll break your heart. Damn we dont take very good care of our injured troops.
I HATE THIS F@%KING WAR. I wish OBAMA would say were coming home, it's not worth another life.
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I dont know why this news about Patrick Kennedy not receiving communion came out this week because of his position on abortion, but its one more reason I'm no longer a practicing catholic.Where was this bishop when the child abuse came to the front page of the news papers. Did he speak out then? I'm just saying. . .
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Well its Turkey week and I've already got most of my Christmas shopping done. I spend months and months thinking about what I want to buy for each of my kids and their spouses. So this year like last year it comes down to Costco Giift Cards. Just shows that it's important to think these things through. I dont buy the grandkids gifts throughout the year their mom and dad and the other grandparents do that. So what I do is put $10 a month for each child and $25 for birthday and Christmas. At the end of the year I give the money to each family for their education fund. * - - - - - *NO HELP FOR THE TROOPS
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THE GAP FIGHTS BACK ON THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS
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THE ROUGH WARRIOR
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PSYCO TALK
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WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD
Keith Olbermann picks the three worst persons in the world.
Beck forgets attacks on Obama supporters. Fox News' Glenn Beck expressed his unhappiness with msnbc's Norah O'Donnell correcting a young girl about Sarah Palin's support of the bailout bill, claiming young Obama supporters were never attacked during the campaign. Countdown's Keith Olbermann points out how wrong Beck is (again). * *DOGS RULE - YOU CAN SEE THE LOVE
THEY NEED YOUR HELP
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PRETTY GOOD JOKES
KIDS WRITE ABOUT THE SEA
When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William age 7)
GREAT QUOTE -- ARE YOU LISTENING. . .
A lot of folks are still demanding more evidence before they actually consider Iraq a threat. For example, France wants more evidence. And you know I'm thinking, the last time France wanted more evidence they rolled right through Paris with the German flag. -- David Letterman
MY KIDS
My God I love dogs.
BTW, what good is a picnic table if you can't lay on it?
November 22, 2009
WEEKEND FREE 2009
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THE TRUTH COMES OUT . . .
MY KIDS
My God I love dogs.
BTW, what good is a picnic table if you can't lay on it?
November 21, 2009
WEEKEND FREE 11/21/2009
PRESIDENT OBAMA'S WEEKLY SPEECH 11/21/9 - - - - - - -
Weekly Address: Traveling Abroad for Our Economy at Home:
In an address recorded in Seoul, South Korea, the President discusses his trip to Asia. He talks about his push to stop nuclear proliferation in North Korea, Iran, and around the world. He talks about promoting America's principles for an open society in China while making progress on joint efforts to combat climate change. And talks in-depth about the primary objective of his trip: engaging in new markets that hold tremendous potential to spur job creation here at home.WHILE YOU SLEPT. . .
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I DON'T KNOW CLOUDS AT ALL. . .
MY KIDS
My God I love dogs.
BTW, what good is a picnic table if you can't lay on it?
November 20, 2009
FRIDAY
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PALIN: Criticizes an aide to her predecessor, Gov. Frank Murkowski, for a conflict of interest because the aide represented the state in negotiations over a gas pipeline and then left to work as a handsomely paid lobbyist for ExxonMobil. Palin asserts her administration ended all such arrangements, shoving a wedge in the revolving door between special interests and the state capital.
MY THOUGHTS FOR WHAT THEIR WORTH . . .
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Going to put my replacement (VISTA) PC together today. Im not sure what Ill do with the WINDOWS-7 system that crashed and burned the other day. * - - - - - *UPDATE ON THE ECONOMY 5 OF 5
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THE STUPAK AMENDMENT
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PSYCO TALK
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DOGS RULE - YOU CAN SEE THE LOVE
THEY NEED YOUR HELP
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PRETTY GOOD JOKES
IF YOU THINK YOU'RE DUMB ABOUT COMPUTERS
TECH SUPPORT: "O.K. Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
CUSTOMER: "I don't have a 'P'". TECH SUPPORT: "On your keyboard, Bob." CUSTOMER: "What do you mean?" TECH SUPPORT: "'P' on your keyboard, Bob." CUSTOMER: "I'm not going to do that.OH CRAP . . .
Dave works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey. A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Dave's wife, now furious! , grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Dave tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book. The cabbie says "Geez Dave, you picked up a real bitch this time."MY KIDS
My God I love dogs.
BTW, what good is a picnic table if you can't lay on it?
November 19, 2009
THURSDAY
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PALIN: She says her team overseeing the development of a natural gas pipeline set up an open, competitive bidding process that allowed any company to compete for the right to build a 1,715-mile pipeline to bring natural gas from Alaska to the Lower 48.
MY THOUGHTS FOR WHAT THEIR WORTH . . .
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Yesterday I decided that one of the two PCs that I converted from Vista to Windows-7 is dead in the water. I tried to reinstall my VISTA operating system without success. Hell I couldnt even get it to boot up.
So I spent the afternoon taking it apart (you tend to forget the number of wires and cables there are until you tear it down.)
Ive moved an old PC from my den down to my family room to replace the defective PC. I have a Dr. Appointment this morning, so itll be a little later today before I get back to it.
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UPDATE ON THE ECONOMY 4 OF 5
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FACING JUSTICE
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BRAINWASH
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PSYCO TALK
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WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD
Keith Olbermann picks the three worst persons in the world.
Beck stands up to O'Reilly's venom. Watch in Worst Persons in the World as Glenn Beck tells Fox News' Bill O'Reilly that his suggestion that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi be thrown into the Boston Harbor by tea-partiers was unnecessary. * *DOGS RULE - YOU CAN SEE THE LOVE
THEY NEED YOUR HELP
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PRETTY GOOD JOKES
IF YOU THINK YOU'RE DUMB ABOUT COMPUTERS
A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. The tech asked her if she was "running it under windows." The woman responded, "No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window and his printer is working fine."
GREAT QUOTE -- ARE YOU LISTENING. . .
I like the studio because it's delicate; you're working for sound. I like the garage because chopping up lumps of steel is the exact opposite of delicate. The garage is a more dangerous place though. I've never almost been crushed by a guitar, but I can't say the same about one of my Corvettes. -- Jeff Beck
MY KIDS
My God I love dogs.
BTW, what good is a picnic table if you can't lay on it?
November 18, 2009
WEDNESDAY
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PALIN: Says Ronald Reagan faced an even worse recession than the one that appears to be ending now, and "showed us how to get out of one. If you want real job growth, cut capital gainstaxes and slay the death tax once and for all."
MY THOUGHTS FOR WHAT THEIR WORTH . . .
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Well last night one of the TWO VISTA PC that I upgraded to Windows-7 (if you can call it that) has finally given up the ghost. Its been turned off about a day or two so I thought Id turn the sucker on. Well it came on but went into recovery mode and stayed in that loop until I gave up and turned the damn thing off.
Im thinking about reinstalling VISTA.
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UPDATE ON THE ECONOMY 3 OF 5
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THE BIG LIE ABOUT THE BOW
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SUNDAY FUNNIES
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PSYCO TALK
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DOGS RULE - YOU CAN SEE THE LOVE
THEY NEED YOUR HELP
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PRETTY GOOD JOKES
IF YOU THINK YOU'RE DUMB ABOUT COMPUTERS
CALLER: "Hello, is this Tech Support?"
TECH: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?" CALLER: "The cup holder on my PC is broken -and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?" TECH: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?" CALLER: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer." TECH: "Please excuse me. If I seem a bit stumped, it's because I am. Did you receive this as part of a promotional at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?" CALLER: "It came with my computer. I don't know anything about a promotional. It just has '4X' on it." At this point, the Tech Rep had to mute the caller because he couldn't stand it. He was laughing too hard. The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder and it had snapped it off the drive.GREAT QUOTE -- ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?
I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't. -- Victor Borge
MY KIDS
My God I love dogs.
BTW, what good is a picnic table if you can't lay on it?
November 17, 2009
TUESDAY
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PALIN: Rails against taxpayer-financed bailouts, which she attributes to Obama. She recounts telling daughter Bristol that to succeed in business, "you'll have to be brave enough to fail."
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CNN paid Lou Dobbs $8 million to quit.
Although Lou Dobbs has been saying that his departure from CNN was an "amicable parting on the best of terms," the New York Post reports that CNN wanted him gone so badly that it gave him an $8 million severance package. Dobbs "had a year and a half to go on his $12 million contract." He'll be appearing on Fox News tonight to talk with Bill O'Reilly, who has called the former CNN host a "stand-up guy."
POOR LOU. . . HE NEEDS TO LEARN TO KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT.
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Rove Attacks Obama For Bowing: He Should Do What All Presidents Have Done And 'Not Bow To Monarchies'
The other morning on Fox & Friends, former Bush adviser Karl Rove appeared on the program to bash President Obama for paying a respectful bow before the Japanese Emperor. Leading into the segment, co-host Steve Doocy claimed that there is a "long-standing precedent going back to the founding" of the U.S. that "American presidents don't bow to anybody." Doocy might want to do some research on President Eisenhower.
Calling the bow "inappropriate," Rove wondered, "what's that all about?" He added that Obama "simply can't get it right" and that the bow is part of Obama's "world-wide apology tour." Rove concluded his assault with this final jab.
I think it's best if American presidents do what they have always done - which is to stand for our small "r" republican values and do not bow to monarchies.
It's true. Unlike Obama, Bush did not have a general policy of showing respect to world leaders. Instead, he opted for a special policy of showing particularly reverent displays of affection toward monarchs he liked. Presumably, Rove would have no complaints had Obama kissed and held hands with the Japanese Emperor.
Man the right wing loons just don't get it. . . film and video has been around for a very long time now.
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UPDATE ON THE ECONOMY 2 OF 5
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BLACK FACE
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TIP OF THE HAT, WAG OF THE FINGER
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WELCOME HOME
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PSYCO TALK
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WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD
Keith Olbermann picks the three worst persons in the world.
Convict Hasan without a trial? Watch in Worst Persons in the World as William Kristol talks about the Fort Hood shootings and demands the conviction and execution of alleged gunman Army Major Nidal Hasan. * *DOGS RULE - YOU CAN SEE THE LOVE
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PRETTY GOOD JOKES
IF YOU THINK YOU'RE DUMB ABOUT COMPUTERS
An IBM customer had trouble installing software and rang for support. "I put in the first disk, and that was OK. It said to put in the second disk, and had some problems with the disk. When it said to put in the third disk, I couldn't even fit it in..." The user hadn't realized that "Insert Disk 2" implied removing Disk 1 first.
GREAT QUOTE -- ARE YOU LISTENING DICK CHENEY?
Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger. -- David Letterman
MY KIDS
My God I love dogs.
BTW, what good is a picnic table if you can't lay on it?
November 16, 2009
MONDAY
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PALIN: Boasts that she ran her campaign for governor on small donations, mostly from first-time givers, and turned back large checks from big donors if her campaign perceived a conflict of interest.
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Today, well yesterday actually, I stated a PALIN TRUTH SECTION. Each day far as long as I have these Fact Checked items Ill publish one each day. Kind of like THE TRUTH OF THE DAY.
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Several weeks ago I bought a new Kodak camera. When I got it I charged the batteries, installed them and turned on the camera. NOTHING HAPPENED. It did not turn on. I played with it for a over an hour without success. So I sent it back to QVC asking not for a refund but rather a replacement. Well this past Saturday my replacement came and I did the same thing charged the battery, installed them and turned on the Camera. And wouldnt you know I DIDNT TURN ON. I double checked to make sure I put the batteries in the right way (I did) and tried to turn it on again. What did I do this time. . . I sent it back and asked for a credit on my credit card. * - - - - - *UPDATE ON THE ECONOMY 1 OF 5
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WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD
Keith Olbermann picks the three worst persons in the world.
GOP state senator casts Obama as terrorist. Republican Colorado State Senator Dave Schultheis berated President Barack Obama on Twitter saying, "Don't for a second, think Obama wants what is best for U.S. He is flying the U.S. plane right into the ground at full speed. Let's roll." * *DOGS RULE - YOU CAN SEE THE LOVE
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IF YOU THINK YOU'RE DUMB ABOUT COMPUTERS
A customer called Compaq tech support to say her brand new computer wouldn't work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in and sat there for 20 minutes waiting for something to happen. When asked what happened when she pressed the power switch, she asked, "What power switch?"
GREAT QUOTE -- ARE YOU LISTENING GLENN BECK?
I don't care about the rules. In fact, if I don't break the rules at least 10 times in every song then I'm not doing my job properly. -- Jeff Beck
MY KIDS
My God I love dogs.
BTW, what good is a picnic table if you can't lay on it?
November 15, 2009
WEEKEND OFF
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JUST THE FACTS PLEASE
PALIN: Says she made frugality a point when traveling on state business as Alaska governor, asking "only" for reasonably priced rooms and not "often" going for the "high-end, robe-and-slippers" hotels.
THE FACTS: Although travel records indicate she usually opted for less-pricey hotels while governor, Palin and daughter Bristol stayed five days and four nights at the $707.29-per-night Essex House luxury hotel (robes and slippers come standard) overlooking New York City's Central Park for a five-hour women's leadership conference in October 2007. With air fare, the cost to Alaska was well over $3,000. Event organizers said Palin asked if she could bring her daughter. The governor billed her state more than $20,000 for her children's travel, including to events where they had not been invited, and in some cases later amended expense reports to specify that they had been on official business.
MY KIDS
My God I love dogs.
BTW, what good is a picnic table if you can't lay on it?
November 14, 2009
WEEKEND FREE 11/14/2009
PRESIDENT OBAMA'S WEEKLY SPEECH 11/14/9 - - - - - - -
Weekly Address: Veterans Day and Fort Hood:
The President looks back at a week where we honored those who serve on Veterans Day, and mourned those we lost at Fort Hood. He discusses the review he has ordered into the Fort Hood incident, and pledges to stand by our servicemen and women, as well as our veterans, as his most profound responsibility.WHILE YOU SLEPT. . .
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DON'T YOU JUST LOVE AUTUMN. . . .
MY KIDS
My God I love dogs.
BTW, what good is a picnic table if you can't lay on it?
November 13, 2009
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 13, 2009
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ED AND BARNEY GO AT IT
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PRETTY GOOD JOKES
GREAT QUOTE -- ARE YOU LISTENING GLENN BECK?
Is Billy Idol just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way? -- Freddie Mercury
IF YOU THINK YOU'RE DUMB ABOUT COMPUTERS
An exasperated caller to Dell Computer Tech Support couldn't get her new Dell Computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged in, the technician asked her what happened when she pushed the power button. Her response, "I pushed and pushed on this foot pedal and nothing happened." The "foot pedal" turned out to be the computer's mouse...
MY KIDS
My God I love dogs.
BTW, what good is a picnic table if you can't lay on it?
November 12, 2009
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 2009
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WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD
Keith Olbermann picks the three worst persons in the world.
Big Coal abandons truth to promote 'energy alternative'.The American Coalition for Clean Coal Electricity which pushes a type of coal burning as an energy alternative has falsified reviews of its products to increase sales.
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PRETTY GOOD JOKES
IF YOU THINK YOU'RE DUMB ABOUT COMPUTERS
A confused caller to IBM was having trouble printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said it "couldn't find printer." The user had also tried turning the computer screen to face the printer-but that his computer still couldn't "see" the printer.
GREAT QUOTE
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. -- Steve Martin
MY KIDS
My God I love dogs.
BTW, what good is a picnic table if you can't lay on it?
November 11, 2009
VETERANS DAY 2009
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Well things are looking up as far as my MAIN PC is concerned. Yesterday I talked about my Windows-7 systems, that problem still exists, but today I want to talk about my VISTA system the one I do all my major work like paying my bills and working on my Blog. The other day I bought a program called DRIVER ROBOT. It scans your hard drive and creates a list of all the drivers on your system, that's a good idea but it doesn't stop there it goes out and finds the latest version and then gives you a chance to download and install each of them. What a great idea I thought. . . until I used it for the first time. The first driver I wanted to install and update was my LAN CARD, bad choice. The system downloaded the file and started to install it. Then my system hung up. I actually had to reboot it to get it running again. When my system came up I decided to go to the net and do some other work. I could come back to this problem later. Well turns out I needed to deal with it now because now my network was down. I couldn't get on the Internet. Seems the driver that I was trying to update trashed my network connection. I remember that at one time these systems made what they call CHECK POINTS. You can make your own as well. I did a little help search and found out how to view the available check points and actually run them. The system did an automatic check point the day I first used Driver Robot so I tried to restore from there. . . it didn't work. So I used one from the day before, still no go. I went one day further and got the same results. What do I do now? I called HP support and got connected with a very nice Tech Support gal that said I needed to reboot my system and press the F11 key and that she would walk me through the steps. Turns out we used the check point option as I did. I'm not sure why this would work when I did the same thing myself but I guess because the operating system isn't fully loaded. In any event it worked and my system is back to it normal self. Life is good once more. * - - - - - *THEY JUST HAVE TO LIE
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WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD
Keith Olbermann picks the three worst persons in the world.
O'Reilly confused over health reform. Watch in Worst Persons in the World as Fox News' Bill O'Reilly refers to the public option as a "public sector." * *DOGS RULE - YOU CAN SEE THE LOVE
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PRETTY GOOD JOKES
GREAT QUOTE -- ARE YOU LISTENING GLENN BECK?
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. -- Benjamin Franklin
DON'T LAUGH TOO HARD. . . WE'LL ALL BE THERE SOMEDAY.
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?' 'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'MY KIDS
My God I love dogs.
BTW, what good is a picnic table if you can't lay on it?
November 10, 2009
TUESDAY NOVEMBER 10, 2009
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Lord I wish I had not upgraded my systems to WINDOWS-7. Thank god I didn't upgrade my third system, however I do have a problem with that one too. I HATE COMPUTERS. I HATE MICROSOFT-7. Of the two I did upgrade one is wack-O. Yesterday or was it the day before it wouldn't BOOT. So yesterday I was happy that at least it did do that much. You take success where ever you find it. So that all I did was BOOT it up and just left it alone. For the rest of the day I kept seeing a message that it doesn't recognize my USB HUB. Some times it would then re-boot. It did this many, many time during the day. Crazy! ! ! More to follow. * - - - - - *HAPPY 234TH BIRTHDAY
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COLBERT vs COLBERT
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PRETTY GOOD JOKES
DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!
Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check ."
"Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT; DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!" When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work. The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!" To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!" See - Men just don't listen!DON'T LAUGH TOO HARD. . . WE'LL ALL BE THERE SOMEDAY.
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?' Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'' The doctor said, 'I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'MY KIDS
My God I love dogs.
BTW, what good is a picnic table if you can't lay on it?
November 09, 2009
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 9, 2009
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Damn I wish I had not upgraded my systems to WINDOWS-7. IT'S A PIECE OF CRAP. I wish I had gone with the MAC years ago. Now I've got to much invested in Microsoft. As an example yesterday when I got up and turned on my systems one of them would not boot. It said I had an INVALID HARD DRIVE. I messed around by turning it on and off without success. I decided to disconect my USB 4 position hub and try again. This time it worked. My system booted and seemed to behave as it should. Later that day I started getting messages about my USB Hub. The damn system said it didn't recognize it. So I replaced it with another one and the system was HAPPY again. But, a short time later it said it didn't recognize it again. Every few minutes I would get this same message until I finally turned the system off. I have just now truned this computer on and it started right up. I installed the USB Hub and it recognized it and so everything is fine once again. I'll let you know tomorrow if it stays up and running. * - - - - - *VOTE 2009
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PRETTY GOOD JOKES
GREAT QUOTE
Some people die at 25 and aren't buried until 75. -- Benjamin Franklin
DON'T LAUGH TOO HARD. . . WE'LL ALL BE THERE SOMEDAY.
A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
'So I hear you're getting married?' 'Yep!' 'Do I know her?' 'Nope!' 'This woman, is she good looking?' 'Not really.' 'Is she a good cook?' 'Naw, she can't cook too well.' 'Does she have lots of money?' 'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.' 'Well, then, is she good in bed?' 'I don't know.' 'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?' 'Because she can still drive !'MY KIDS
My God I love dogs.
BTW, what good is a picnic table if you can't lay on it?
November 08, 2009
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 2009
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I DON'T KNOW CLOUDS AT ALL. . .
MY KIDS
My God I love dogs.
BTW, what good is a picnic table if you can't lay on it?
November 07, 2009
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 7, 2009
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The President condemns the "despicable" attacks at Fort Hood, honoring those who were killed and injured. He also commends those who stood up to help and console those affected: "even as we saw the worst of human nature on full display, we also saw the best of America."WHILE YOU SLEPT. . .
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I DON'T KNOW CLOUDS AT ALL. . .
MY KIDS
My God I love dogs.
BTW, what good is a picnic table if you can't lay on it?
November 06, 2009
FRIDAY NOVEMBER 6, 2009
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Today I hope to get my Network fixed. I'm having the Geek Squad come in and work on it. Man transfering files between my upgraded Windows-7 and my Vista system is sloooooooow. Then I have to decide if I'm going to upgrade my last system from Vista to Windows-7. * - - - - - * WHY DO THEY LIE. . . . G. Gordon Liddy's producer claims around "million" attended the GOP's anti-health care reform rally. After the 9/12 march on Washington, conservatives falsely claimed that over a million people attended, when in reality the closest thing to an official count numbers given by the Washington DC Fire Department to ABCNews.com placed the crowd at approximately 60,000 to 70,000 people.¯ Though today's anti-health care reform rally has been much more sparsely attended, that hasn't stopped conservatives from inflating the numbers again. On G. Gordon Liddy's radio show today, producer Franklin Raff, who was on the ground at the rally, told guest host Joseph Farah that the crowd is just as big or bigger than¯ the 9/12 rally, which Raff estimated at about a million. * - - - - - *DICK CHENEY
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PRETTY GOOD JOKES
NEW GAME IN TOWN. . .
Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor - Texas Style".
The contestants will all startin Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville . They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo . From there they will go Abilene, Forth Worth and finally back to Dallas . Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers which read: "I'm Gay", "I Love The Dixie Chicks", "Boycott Beef", "I Voted for Obama", "George Strait Sucks", Hillary In 2012", and "I'm Here to Confiscate Your Guns..." The first one to make it back to Dallas ALIVE wins.DON'T LAUGH TOO HARD. . . WE'LL ALL BE THERE SOMEDAY.
Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks. 'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?' 'Sure.' 'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks. 'No, I can remember it.' 'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so's not to forget it?' He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.' 'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks. Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!' Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, The old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment. 'Where's my toast ?'MY KIDS
My God I love dogs.
BTW, what good is a picnic table if you can't lay on it?
November 05, 2009
THURSDAY NOV. 5, 2009
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PRETTY GOOD JOKES
WHAT'S UPPPPPPPP
Lovers of the English language might enjoy this. . . . How do non-natives ever learn all the nuances of English???
There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is "UP." It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP ? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report? We call UP our friends and we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car. At other times the little word has real special meaning. People stir up trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses. To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special. And this up is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP . We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night. We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP ! To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4 of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP , you may wind UP with a hundred or more. When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP .. When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP . When it rains, it wets UP the earth. When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP . One could go on & on, but I'll wrap it UP , for now my time is UP , so .... Time to shut UP .....! Oh...one more thing:! What is the first thing you do in the morning & the last thing you do at night? . . . . U - P Don't screw up. Send this on to everyone you look up in your address book. Have a happy day, it's UP to you !DON'T LAUGH TOO HARD. . . WE'LL ALL BE THERE SOMEDAY.
Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he! Didn't need my help to leave the hospital. After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator. On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him. 'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.'
MY KIDS
My God I love dogs.
BTW, what good is a picnic table if you can't lay on it?
November 04, 2009
WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 4, 2009
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I go in this morning to do my ProTime (blood) test. Man I'm pissed at Comcast once again. This time I wanted to watch a show on HBO that was on last night at 6 pm. So I called them to set it up for the low, low price of $1.99. Well it turns out it didn't work. I could see the channel (550) buy it would never start. I called Comcast Tech support and got absolutely zero help. They blamed it on my TIVO. So yesterday morning I called TIVO and the gal was very helpful. She walked me through a number of menu options and explained what I was seeing. It turns out that Comcast needs several pieces of information in order to allow the connection. I called Comcast back and the gal said after about 30 minutes that she didn't know why it wasn't working. She said she would have a Tech come by today. All I got to say is I hope this guy knows more than the guy that first installed the Multi Session card in my TIVO More to follow. * - - - - - *IDEAS
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Keith Olbermann picks the three worst persons in the world.
No depth too low for Beck. Nov. 3: Worst Person in the World, Fox News' Glenn Beck thinks his weeping and whining in opposition to helping Americans heal and stave off disease is somehow comparable to foretelling the 9/11 attacks. * *DOGS RULE - YOU CAN SEE THE LOVE
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DON'T LAUGH TOO HARD. . . WE'LL ALL BE THERE SOMEDAY.
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple' s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.' The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?' The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know. . . The one that's red and has thorns.' 'Do you mean a rose?' 'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'GOOD PREDICTIONS. . . NOT
"The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon," -- Sir John Eric Ericksen, British surgeon, appointed Surgeon-Extraordinary to Queen Victoria 1873
MY KIDS
My God I love dogs.
BTW, what good is a picnic table if you can't lay on it?
November 03, 2009
TUESDAY NOVEMBER 3 2009
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Yesterday the LeafGuard folks came to install my new gutters. This is a picture after they finished the installation. I must say I like the new look of my house, now I'm waiting for a nice big storm to see how they work. Oh and BTW did I say Costco is sending me a $500.00 gift card. . . neat-o * - - - - - *
Here is a picture of the guys that did the work. Brian is on the left and Marcio is on the right. They are hard working and really nice guys.
They were right on time and went right to work. They didn't stop until the job was done.
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Keith Olbermann has listed the various scandles in the Bush administration. Here are three more.
Bush still guessing about bin Laden. When asked by business leaders in New Delhi if Osama bin Laden was still alive, former President George Bush replied, "I guess he's not dead." * *WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD
Keith Olbermann picks the three worst persons in the world.
Misdirected hysteria over White House visitors. Watch in Worst Person in the World, as Countdown's Keith Olbermann recaps some tweets by critics of the White House visitor logs. * *DOGS RULE - YOU CAN SEE THE LOVE
THEY NEED YOUR HELP
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PRETTY GOOD JOKES
DON'T LAUGH TOO HARD. . . WE'LL ALL BE THERE SOMEDAY.
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a
tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?' Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.' 'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?' 'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'GOOD PREDICTIONS. . . NOT
"The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon," -- Sir John Eric Ericksen, British surgeon, appointed Surgeon-Extraordinary to Queen Victoria 1873
MY KIDS
My God I love dogs.
BTW, what good is a picnic table if you can't lay on it?
November 02, 2009
MONDAY NOV. 2, 2009
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LOOSE ENDS
ABOVE THE FOLD
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MY THOUGHTS FOR WHAT THEIR WORTH . . .
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Man am I having problems with not only my Network not working. I'm finding out that much of my software doesn't work after I installed WINDOWS-7. * - - - - - * Today the LeafGuard folks come to install my new gutters. * - - - - - *IDEAS
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WHERE IS JOE "U LIE" WILSON NOW
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WAY TO GO JOE
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DOGS RULE - YOU CAN SEE THE LOVE
THEY NEED YOUR HELP
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PRETTY GOOD JOKES
A TRUE STORY ABOUT GETTING OLDER. . . A FUNNY
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa , taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company.
One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that he's lost.. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?" Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!" Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine! Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says. "Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard! Moral of this story. . . . Don't mess with old farts...age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill! Bull and brilliance only come with age and experience. If you don't send this to five "old" friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world. I am in no way insinuating that any of you are old, some are just more youthfully challenged. You did notice the size of the print.GOOD PREDICTIONS. . . NOT
"Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction." -- Pierre Pachet, Professor of Physiology at Toulouse, 1872
MY KIDS
My God I love dogs.
BTW, what good is a picnic table if you can't lay on it?
November 01, 2009
WEEKEND FREE 11/01/09
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I DON'T KNOW CLOUDS AT ALL. . .
MY KIDS
My God I love dogs.
BTW, what good is a picnic table if you can't lay on it?