January 31, 2007
IT'S A BILLY KIND OF DAY
THERE YOU GO AGAIN!!!
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THE WAY FORWARD
THE TRUTH PART 3 OF 3
This is the third of a three part series of a conversation about Global Warming by the producer of "An Inconvenient Truth". Listen to how the lobbist have gotten into the schools via a teachers organization. It isn't just Washington D.C.
Ahead of a major scientific report on global warming to be released this week, David Brancaccio talks with Laurie David, a producer of the Oscar-nominated documentary "An Inconvenient Truth" and a major environmental activist.
Ms. David levels direct charges against those she feels stand in the way of her mission to alert the world about the dangers of climate change, and says America needs to lead the world in protecting the planet.
"People are finally understanding the urgency of the issue. And I think they're starting to look at what they can do," David tells NOW. "But now we have to get government to change. I mean we have to take a leadership role."
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THE SPINNER KEEPS SPINNING
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New York, we have a problem. FEW elected officials? Granted a bunch of them got fired in November, but there are still quite a few remaining, and the former officials were never identified (with a sneer) as "far-right." And there has never - NEVER - been a segment on the O'Reilly Factor that used the term "far-right" eight times in six minutes, excoriating people of that particular political leaning. Lets see, who's far right? (Besides all the stars at FOX : John Gibson, Brit Hume, Neil Cavuto, the crew at FOX and Friends, Sean Hannity, yes, Bill O'Reilly)... their guests! Ann Coulter, Dennis Miller, Ollie North, Bill Cowan, David Hunt, Michelle Malkin, Danny Bonaduce, Dick Morris, Wendy Murphy, Neal Boortz, Michael Savage, Mike Gallagher, Mary Matalin, Bill Bennett, G Gordon Liddy, Pat Robertson, James Dobson, Fred Barnes, Frederick Kagan, Charles Krauthammer, Bill friggin Kristol, for crying out loud... As for elected officials, start at the top: Dick Cheney, Bush, Karl Rove, Condi Rice, Don Rumsfeld, Richard Perle, Paul Wolfowitz, John Bolton, anyone recycled from Nixon's or Bush Sr's administration, PNAC signers, Rick Santorum, Sam Brownback, Matt and Roy Blunt, Jeb Bush, George Voinovich, Ted Stevens, Pat Roberts, James Inhofe, Kay Bailey Hutchinson, Mitch McConnell, Kit Bond, Norm Coleman, Jim Talent, Bill Frist, come aaaahn, as O'Reilly would say. No spin? Gotcha!YOU GOTTA LOVE THAT FAIR AND BALANCED BULL.
MORE SPIN
On his show the other night Bill O'Reilly started his show as he always does with his Memo segment. The subject of the memo was the Impeachment of Bush but Billy had to add another denial that he called for a Boycott of Vermont.
Watch the video and then see the below taken from the FOX NEWS WEB site of the transcript from the MEMO segement where he first called for a boycott.
If he wasn't calling for a boycott I don't know what he was doing.
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In Vermont, there are no mandatory sentencing laws for child rapists. And there are no public demonstrations against Judge Cashman. Where are activists Ben & Jerry, the ice cream guys who constantly scream about human rights? Where is former Governor Howard Dean? Senators Jeffords and Leahy? Where is socialist Congressman Bernie Sanders? Surely, he cares about the victim's rights. Our billoreilly.com poll question asks if Judge Cashman is not removed from criminal cases, will you boycott Vermont? If Judge Cashman is not removed from criminal cases, will you boycott Vermont? Unfortunately, that's what it might take -- action by the rest of the country to wake the state up. And that's "The Memo."
WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD
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Keith Olbermann picks the three worst persons in the world, and Bill-O got two of them.
PRETTY GOOD JOKES
DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS
January 30, 2007
REALLY LATE
THERE YOU GO AGAIN!!!
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THE WAY FORWARD
THE TRUTH PART 2 OF 3
This is the second of a three part series of a conversation about Global Warming by the producer of "An Inconvenient Truth". Listen to how the lobbist have gotten into the schools via a teachers organization. It isn't just Washington D.C.
Ahead of a major scientific report on global warming to be released this week, David Brancaccio talks with Laurie David, a producer of the Oscar-nominated documentary "An Inconvenient Truth" and a major environmental activist.
Ms. David levels direct charges against those she feels stand in the way of her mission to alert the world about the dangers of climate change, and says America needs to lead the world in protecting the planet.
"People are finally understanding the urgency of the issue. And I think they're starting to look at what they can do," David tells NOW. "But now we have to get government to change. I mean we have to take a leadership role."
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I WONDER WHY
Why don't I see the Scooter Libbey trial reported on the FOX NOISE Channel? I see reports throughout the day on CNN, MSNBC, CNBC and Headline News. But nothing on the FOX NOISE Channel. I'll admit that I don't stay on FOX for long but you would think I'd see one or two mentions about it in a couple of days of channel surfing.
I've seen the Sandy Berger non story at least 3 times today alone. I've seen them slamming Jane Fonda at least that many times. The ABC 9/11 report has been on twice that I saw. But no Libbey. I wonder why.
HOW THEY CAN LIE
Speaking of the Libbey story, I've seen some of the Talking Heads still saying that Joe Wilson lied about Cheney sending him to Niger. That it was his wife Valerie Plame that sent him.HERE IS WHAT JOE WILSON ACTUALLY SAID:
For 23 years, from 1976 to 1998, I was a career foreign service officer and ambassador. In 1990, as charge d'affaires in Baghdad, I was the last American diplomat to meet with Saddam Hussein. (I was also a forceful advocate for his removal from Kuwait.) After Iraq, I was President George H. W. Bush's ambassador to Gabon and Sao Tome and Principe; under President Bill Clinton, I helped direct Africa policy for the National Security Council. It was my experience in Africa that led me to play a small role in the effort to verify information about Africa's suspected link to Iraq's nonconventional weapons programs. Those news stories about that unnamed former envoy who went to Niger? That's me. In February 2002, I was informed by officials at the Central Intelligence Agency that Vice President Dick Cheney's office had questions about a particular intelligence report. While I never saw the report, I was told that it referred to a memorandum of agreement that documented the sale of uranium yellowcake - a form of lightly processed ore - by Niger to Iraq in the late 1990's. The agency officials asked if I would travel to Niger to check out the story so they could provide a response to the vice president's office. After consulting with the State Department's African Affairs Bureau (and through it with Barbro Owens-Kirkpatrick, the United States ambassador to Niger), I agreed to make the trip. The mission I undertook was discreet but by no means secret. While the C.I.A. paid my expenses (my time was offered pro bono), I made it abundantly clear to everyone I met that I was acting on behalf of the United States government.So he didn't lie and it's now almost 4 years later and these Talking Heads are still using the same lie spin even after they have been shown to be the ones that are lying. Just like Dick Cheney that claims he never said something even though it's on tape. Go figure. Finally, I don't get how all these smart guys think. I don't get how saying Ms. Plame was the one that recommended her husband be sent on this trip changed anything. It just seems silly and really stupid.
WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD
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Keith Olbermann picks the three worst persons in the world.
PRETTY GOOD JOKES
DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS
January 29, 2007
JANUARY END
THERE YOU GO AGAIN!!!
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BUSH UNPLUGGED
THE TRUTH PART 1 OF 3
This is the first of a three part series of a conversation about Global Warming by the producer of "An Inconvenient Truth". Listen to how the lobbist have gotten into the schools via a teachers organization. It isn't just Washington D.C.
Ahead of a major scientific report on global warming to be released this week, David Brancaccio talks with Laurie David, a producer of the Oscar-nominated documentary "An Inconvenient Truth" and a major environmental activist.
Ms. David levels direct charges against those she feels stand in the way of her mission to alert the world about the dangers of climate change, and says America needs to lead the world in protecting the planet.
"People are finally understanding the urgency of the issue. And I think they're starting to look at what they can do," David tells NOW. "But now we have to get government to change. I mean we have to take a leadership role."
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QUOTE OF THE WEEK
Sen. Joe Biden (D-DE): "It's not the American people or the U.S. Congress who are emboldening the enemy. It's the failed policy of this president going to war without a strategy, going to war prematurely."THE OBAMA MADRASSA HOAX
By Jonathan Alter - Newsweek
What will the first full week of Campaign '08 be remembered for? That Barack Obama was under attack for his behavior as a 6-year-old. It's worth revisiting the Madrassa Hoax story for what it tells us about our warp-speed politics. The subtext of the story was that Obama was some kind of Muslim Manchurian Candidate (or the Russian spy played by Kevin Costner in "No Way Out")—trained in an Indonesian religious school to be a jihadist who would do Al Qaeda's work from within. Under the old media order, the whole thing would have made for a nice joke amid the somber mood surrounding President Bush's State of the Union address. But this is a different time, when every campaign lives in fear of being Swift-Boated. Even after the story was debunked, the folks at Fox News Channel wouldn't apologize, and in one case kept pushing a line on the air they knew was false. The pathetic little saga begins on the Web site of Insight Magazine, a scandal sheet connected to the Rev. Sun Myung Moon's Washington Times. On Jan. 17, Insight reported that "Hillary Rodham Clinton's camp" had conducted a background check that found Obama attended a madrassa (religious seminary) when he moved with his mother and stepfather to Jakarta in the late 1960s. The idea, according to Insight, was to show that Obama was deceptive about his "Muslim past." Clinton spokesman Howard Wolfson says flatly: "They made it up." True or not, this bit of grade-school innuendo proved irresistible to Steve Doocy, know-it-all host of "Fox and Friends," Roger Ailes's idea for a right-wing morning chat show. Doocy garbled the story into a reference to Obama "spending the first decade of his life raised by a Muslim father." After John Gibson of Fox repeated this yarn, which managed to slime two campaigns simultaneously, CNN dispatched a reporter to Obama's old school in Jakarta, where he revealed it to be a normal public school with religion classes only once a week and no indication of Wahhabism, the Saudi-inspired extremist philosophy. (Indonesian schools were even more secular 40 years ago than they are today.) The whole underlying tale was untrue. But neither this solid reporting—later backed up by ABC News—nor a categorical statement from the Obama campaign that he "has never been a Muslim, was not raised a Muslim and is a committed Christian who attends the United Church of Christ in Chicago," killed the story. Fox was "unwilling to stop when they knew they were wrong or correct what they knew was a lie," says Robert Gibbs, Obama's communications director. Executives at the network claimed that their on-air "clarification" was enough, but Fox's own people didn't get the message. Gibson—once a respected correspondent and host—went on the radio to malign the CNN reporter, John Vause. He "probably went to the very [same] madrassa" as Obama, Gibson said. On one level, the story ended up being a net positive for Obama. His supporters were glad he fought back hard, and the emphasis on his church attendance (he committed to Christ in his 20s) may help soften the concern about his troublesome middle name, "Hussein"—a family name given him by his atheist father, a Kenyan academic whom Obama met only once in his life. Even though Fox wouldn't apologize, at least the falsity of the story was not in doubt. The problem for the Obama team is that other such stories might not lend themselves as readily to being shot down. Without being black and white, they fester in gray. And where Hillary Clinton's vulnerabilities are all a decade or so old, Obama's are new. He's so green he deserves—and will receive—more scrutiny than politicians who've been around for a while. So even when the charges are false, they are imbued with a patina of "news" that will not apply to stories about Rose Law firm billing records or cattle futures. Generally speaking, being fresh is an advantage in politics. But it makes any critical story fresh, too, when stale might be easier to squelch. Political operatives on all sides are worried about the new rules governing their world. "We used to whine about round-the-clock cable in '96—that's child's play now," says Harold Ickes, a longtime Clinton aide getting ready to help Hillary. "The lesson of Swift Boat [the 2004 efforts to throw mud on John Kerry over his Vietnam service on a river craft] is you cannot let this stuff circulate unanswered." The implications for opposition research are only now coming into view. "If they [bloggers] can finger you trying to drop poison into the well, you'll be hurt by it," Ickes adds. "Stuff moves out so quickly that campaigns have to exercise much more control over their negative information apparatus." This could be good. When "oppo" goes transparent, it might shrivel. Until then, the hostilities will escalate. Last week, Joe Novak, a Chicago media consultant with a longtime rivalry with David Axelrod, Obama's campaign chief, launched a Web site dedicated to trashing Obama. (One of his first hits was on Michelle Obama for sitting on the board of a pickle company that closed a plant recently.) Meanwhile, Dick Morris, the former Clinton operative turned Hillary hater, is working on a dirt-filled documentary. Unless the Clintons' courtship of Rupert Murdoch bears fruit quickly, it'll no doubt be Doocy'ed for Fox viewers as soon as it's released.
WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD
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Keith Olbermann picks the three worst persons in the world.
PRETTY GOOD JOKES
STATE OF THE UNION
What was left out I wonder?
A NEW POEM
Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.OIL PRODUCTION
January 27, 2007
GREAT SUNNY DAY TODAY
ONLY ONE POST TODAY
I saw this in the New York Times today and thought it tell's it as it needs to be told. Read it and see if you don't agree.
Daffy Does Doom
By MAUREEN DOWD
Dick Durbin went to the floor of the Senate on Thursday night to denounce the vice president as "delusional."
January 26, 2007
BAD NEWS
THERE YOU GO AGAIN!!!
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BUSH UNPLUGGED
DRUG BUST AT BREMERTON HIGH
Bremerton Police's Special Operations Group labeled the investigation "Operation Pharmacy" after one student told police the high school was like a "pharmacy." With school permission the police entered the school and put under arrest several students for drug and weapons charges.
Bremerton police said the weapons were purchased on school district property, but not at the high school and not during school hours. None of the students had weapons on them when they were arrested.
Most of the drug purchases were within school zones or on district property, but not during school hours, police reported. Two of the students arrested are 18, while the rest are minors. Three nonstudents were also arrested recently, and six more arrests are pending, police said.
I'm not sure this should be a big surprise given the amount of drugs that are available in every city and town across this country.
The other night Frontline did a show on METH in America. They showed how this drug has spread across America. See the map.
I'm sure this is only the tip of the Iceberg here in Kitsap County.
SWIFT BOATING OF OBAMA
Man I'm glad to see Barack Obama fighting back against the "FOX NOTHING CHANNEL". I especially like the fact that he used the names of the LYING BASTARDS.
I don't know how they can call themselves a NEWS Channel and not check out a story any better than this. Fair and Ballanced my ASS.
Vowing not to be "Swift boated," Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., pushed back yesterday against "ludicrous" rumors reported on Fox News that he attended a radical Islamic school. Taking on Fox hosts Steve Doocy and John Gibson by name, Obama's campaign blasted the "malicious, irresponsible charges" they aired. "You have to take control and make sure that folks know the facts and not just these innuendos from the right-wing smear machine," said Obama spokesman Bill Burton. "We will aggressively address any charges that are leveled."' The conservative Insight magazine reported last weekend that Obama attended a radical madrassa in Indonesia as a boy. The Fox News Channel repeated the story several times. The Illinois Democrat, who is Christian, lived in Jakarta for a few years as a boy with his mother and stepfather. Reporters for CNN and The Associated Press went to his elementary school and found it a secular institution attended by students of all faiths. "The notion that somehow, at the age of 6 or 7, I was being trained for something other than math, science and reading, is ludicrous," Obama said on ABC. John Kerry, the 2004 Democratic nominee, says he regrets not fighting back when his Vietnam War record was smeared by opponents calling themselves "Swift Boat Veterans for Truth." New York Daily News
WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD
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Keith Olbermann picks the three worst persons in the world.
PRETTY GOOD JOKES
PICTURE OF THE DAY
Man, this guy could have died! He crashed his truck through the guard rail on the far right, went airborne over the culvert you see in the middle and as you can see, had a pretty good landing on your left . . .
Now, look at the following photo to see just how lucky the guy really was!
A NEW POEM
WHAT A FINISH
Did you hear of the poor fellow who drowned at work in a vat of varnish?
It was a terrible end, but a beautiful finish!
January 23, 2007
DON'T FORGET TO VOTE
THERE YOU GO AGAIN!!!
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BUSH UNPLUGGED
KITSAP - HAVE YOU VOTED
I got my ballot last week and filled it out and mailed yesterday. This is a vote on taxing ourselves to support Kitsap County running a passenger only ferry.
This is a bad idea that has been tried several times here and it hasn't worked. I just don't understand what part of "IT'S TO EXPENSIVE" that they don't understand.
All this BS about bringing new jobs and business to the County is just that BULLSHIT.
Don't toss your ballot. . . it's important that you vote. And please VOTE NO!
THE NASCAR TRACK
The Sonics need at least $300 million to build their new stadium. NASCAR wants $170 million plus. These folks have money that they haven't counted yet. But they still want the state to sweeten the pot. I don't get it.
The group that supports building the race track here has been running full page ads in The local paper The Kitsap Sun. I don't know what a full page cost but I'm pretty sure it isn't free. So that tells me these supporters are well funded. It makes it tough to put up a fight against this kind of money.
I'm sure it's the same thing in the Sonics relocation.
I don't support any of these deals where the state has to subsidize these businesses. They should fund the whole thing.
SPECIAL REPORT: TAKE BACK THE LIGHT!
Here are 66 things to think about during President Bush's State Of The Union address tonight. This is 31 to 66 reasons, I posted 1 to 30 yesterday.31. He has insisted it's up to the generals, and then removed some of the generals who said more troops would not be necessary. 32. He has trumpeted the turning points, 33. the fall of Baghdad, 34. the death of Uday and Qusay, 35. the capture of Saddam, 36. a provisional government, 37. a charter, 38. a constitution, 39. the trial of Saddam, 40. elections, 41. purple fingers, 42. another government, 43. the death of Saddam. 44. He has assured us we would be greeted as liberators with flowers. 45. As they stood up, we would stand down. 46. We would stay the course. 47. We were never about stay the course. 48. We would never have to go door to door in Baghdad, and last night, 49. that to gain Iraqi's trust, we would go door to door in Baghdad. 50. He told us the enemy was al Qaeda, 51. foreign fighters, 52. terrorists, 53. Baathists, 54. and now Iran and Syria. 55. The war would pay for itself. 56. It would cost 1.7 billion dollars, 100 billion, 400 billion, half a trillion. 57. Last night's speech alone cost us another 6 billion. 58. And after all of that, now it is his credibility versus that of Generals, 59. diplomats, 60. allies, 61. Democrats, 62. Republicans, 63. the Iraq Study Group, 64. past presidents, 65. voters last November 66. and the majority of the American people.
FAIR AND BALANCED
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The FOX NEWS folks have put together a little ad talking about how great they are. Keith Olbermann has a reply to this ad. Watch and enjoy.
WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD
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Keith Olbermann picks the three worst persons in the world.
PRETTY GOOD JOKES
PICTURE OF THE DAY
EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DAILY DIARY
Pet Diaries:
8am - Dog food.....my favorite thing.
SIGN OF THE TIMES
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of ten million bucks.
His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the 10 million bucks he embezzled from me is."
The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the money is. The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple and says, "Ask him again!" The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: "He'll kill you if you don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"
The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
January 22, 2007
HEADLINE NEWS
THERE YOU GO AGAIN!!!
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CHECK THAT MIRROR
I'M IN TO WIN
With these two words "I'M IN" we find Hillary Clinton has joined with Edwards, Obama, Biden, Dodd and others.
It's the talk on all the Networks today. These talking heads have their "SPIN" down pat with words like lack of experience, divisive, he smokes, his middle name is Hussein, look at all her baggage; whitewater, husbands affair.
Rumors have surfaced this weekend about a school that Barack Obama attended when he was six years old (something he wrote about in his own book), but now they have turned up the spin to say he was enrolled by his father in one of Jakarta's Wahabbi schools. Wahabbism is the radical teaching that created the Muslim terrorists who are now waging Jihad on the industrialized world.
The truth is that Barack Obama attended both Catholic and Muslim schools as a child in Indonesia. (No evidence has been produced to document the claim that Obama ever attended a Wahhabi [i.e., "radical"] Muslim school.)
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If he get's into the race for real he like Hillary will be Swift Boated just as John Kerry was. Let's just hope they jump on the LIES AND LIARS right away.
OH yea, I just want to say one thing about the LACK OF EXPERIENCE when they talk about Barack Obama, and that is the Bush, Chenney, Rumsfeld, and Rice experience adds up to 50 plus years and we all know what a great job they are doing.
SPECIAL REPORT: TAKE BACK THE LIGHT!
Here are 66 things to think about during President Bush's State Of The Union address this week. I'll start with 30 today.01. He told us about WMD, 02. mobile labs, 03. secret sources, 04. aluminum tubes, 05. yellow cake. 06. He has told us the war in necessary because Saddam was a material threat, because of 9/11, 07. because of Osama bin Laden, 08. al Qaeda, 09. terrorism in general, 10. to liberate Iraq, 11. to spread freedom, 12. to spread democracy, 13. to prevent terrorism by gas price increases, 14. because this was a guy who tried to kill his dad, 15. because 439 words into that speech last night he trotted out 9/11 again. 16. In advocating and prosecuting this war, he passed on a chance to get Abu Musab al Zarqawi, 17. to get Moqtada al Sadr, 18. to get bin Laden. 19. He sent in fewer troops than the generals told him to. 20. He ordered the Iraqi army disbanded and the Iraqi government de-Baathified. 21. He shortchanged Iraqi training. 22. He neglected to plan for wide spread looting. 23. He did not anticipate sectarian violence. 24. He sent in troops without life-saving equipment. 25. He gave jobs to foreign contractors and not Iraqis. 26. He staffed U.S. positions there based on partisanship, not professionalism 27. He and his government told us America had prevailed, mission accomplished, 28. the resistance was in its last throws. 29. He has insisted more troops were not necessary. 30. He has now insisted more troops are necessary.
Pretty Well Confirmed
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When you listen to the State Of The Union tomorrow remember that Dick Cheney is Bush's right hand man. So when look at the above 66 items on the list it's hard to tell what Bush said and what Cheney said.
I know it's not customary to use the word "LIE" but man when you have video of what you said and you still deny that you said it. . . to me that's a damn lie. Cheney has built his career on lies. Watch this video.
WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD
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Keith Olbermann picks the three worst persons in the world.
PRETTY GOOD JOKES
PICTURE OF THE DAY
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush went to a fitness spa for some fun. After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the men's room and they found a strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance.
He said, "Welcome to the gentleman's room. Be sure to check out our newest feature, a mirror that, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be rewarded with your wish. But, be warned: if you say something FALSE, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!"
The three men quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, Bill Clinton stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most intelligent of us three," and he suddenly found the keys to a brand new Bentley in his hands.
Al Gore stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most aware of the environmental problems of us three," and in an instant, he was surrounded by a pile of money to fund his next Presidential Campaign.
Excited over the possibility of finally having a wish come true, George W. Bush looked into the mirror and said, "I think...," and was promptly sucked into the mirror.
BOOKS YOU WILL NEVER FIND IN A BOOKSTORE
Sport Fishing With Power Saws Ten Things We Don't Know Yet The Complete List Of Everyone's Personal Affects The Food Coloring Diet The Intravenous Cookbook The Lives Of Six Extremely Short Saints The Meaning Of Corn The Stains In Your Shorts Can Indicate Your Future The Wrong Underwear Can Kill There's Big Money In Staying Put
January 18, 2007
NO SNOW TODAY
THERE YOU GO AGAIN!!!
MORE TO SAY
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WHERE IN THE WORLD IS GW
IT'S ABOUT TIME
I found this on a WEB Site called The Daily Howler ( go here ). <----( click Archives 2007 for Jan 16, 2007. )
This article talks about something that has bugged me for a long time. That is taking a SMAL, INSIGNIFICANT comment and blowing it all out of shape til it no longer has the original meaning.
They do the same thing with audio and video with what I call selective editing. They take a piece of audio/video and cut it in such a way that it changes the meaning altogether.
I wish some of the talking heads and pundits on the democratic side would stand up to these attacks and point out what was really said.
SPECIAL REPORT: TAKE BACK THE LIGHT!
BOXER (1/11/07): The Military Times published a poll which found that only 35 percent of military members approved of the way President Bush is handling this war, and only 38 percent thought there should be more troops. So from where I sit, Madame Secretary, you are not listening to the American people. You are not listening to the military. You are not listening to the bipartisan voices from the Senate. You are not listening to the Iraq Study Group. Only you know who you are listening to, and you wonder why there is a dark cloud of skepticism and pessimism over this nation.
WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD
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Keith Olbermann picks the three worst persons in the world.
PRETTY GOOD JOKES
PAPER CUTS
BOOKS YOU WILL NEVER FIND IN A BOOKSTORE
Peace Of Mind By Losing Complete Control For Sixteen Hours a Day Poems For the Insane Re-organizing Your Pockets Rid Yourself Of Doubt--Or Should You? Self Mutilation As an Attention Getter Six Cities No One Has Ever Been To Six Ways To Fuck Up Before Breakfast Six-Hundred Ways To Give People the Shaft Sixty-four Good Reasons For Giving Up Hope
January 16, 2007
MORE SNOW TODAY
THERE YOU GO AGAIN!!!
BUSH MESSAGE
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BUSH . . . FOLLOW ME???
USS STENNIS DEPLOYS TODAY
WE WISH THEM FAIR WINDS AND A FOLLOWING SEA
DO WE NEED OVERSIGHT OR WHAT
I saw this in the New York Times this morning. If you are one of those that think the republicans did a good job while they were in charge you need to read this article and perhaps, just perhaps rethink that.
This article plus the following video about the TROPHY weapon I talked about on 1/11/2007 makes me crazy.
TRACKING OUTSOURCED BONANZAS
The new Congress is promising far tighter oversight of Bush administration spending programs, and few targets are more in need of scrutiny and daylight than the outsourcing of government programs to private contractors. This highly lucrative world quietly ballooned by 86 percent - to $377 billion annually - during the first five years of the Bush administration, according to Congressional estimates. Outsourced spending, on Iraq, Katrina and other bonanzas, has grown twice as fast as other discretionary spending, according to Representative Henry Waxman, the California Democrat who is chairman of the oversight and reform committee.
IT'S CALLED TROPHY AN ANTI-RPG WEAPON
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As my Post on 1/11/2007 points out this weapon has been tested and yet the Army wants to wait on a system that won't be ready until at least 2011, that's five more years. This resistance needs to be investigated. Our troops are dying while the Pentagon is trying to protect a big time contractor.
NO PASSENGER ONLY FERRY FOR KITSAP
I keep reading about the upcoming election on the Passenger Only Ferries and what a great deal it will be for Kitsap County. New businesses and jobs galore will surly follow a yes vote. Seems to me this is the same argument they are using to justify the NASCAR Track, don't you think.
If they truly wanted to see Kitsap boom and provide a service to ALL of Kitsap County they would get behind a Bridge/Tunnel from Kitsap to Seattle via Vashon Island. The trip across would be under 10 minutes and Kitsap Transit could provide what it's name implies "TRANSIT SERVICE". The state could close the Bremerton Terminal and Bremerton could build more high rises in it's place. Oh yea, there would no longer be a need for that $35 million Golden Tunnel under downtown Bremerton. Can we think of more ways to waste money in this County. Vote no on Passenger Only Ferries on Feb 6th.WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD
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PRETTY GOOD JOKES
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BOOKS YOU WILL NEVER FIND IN A BOOKSTORE
How To Spoil Other People's Fun How To Spot a Creep From a Distance How To Spot Truly Vicious People in Church How To Start a Range War How To Turn Unbearable Pain Into Extra Income How To Wave Good-bye Without Moving Your Arms I Gave Up Hope and Died and It Worked I Suck You Suck Let's Change the Alphabet Marriage For One
January 14, 2007
BIG MISTAKES
MISTAKES HAVE BEEN MADE. . . PRESIDENT BUSH 1/10/7
Listen to the exact words of President Bush. Is this the way you accept responsibility?
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SPECIAL REPORT
Keith Olbermann on his Countdown Show does what he calls a Special Report. It is written in such a way that he is talking directly to the President. These reports are very good and direct. He speaks the truth that is indisputable.
Below he lays out the mistakes that where made over the past 3-4 years. Put up against what the president said above I think his accepting responsibility rings a little shallow.
Before Mr. Bush was elected, he said nation building was wrong for America. Now he says it is vital.
He has told us the war in necessary because Saddam was a material threat, because of 9/11, because of Osama bin Laden, al Qaeda, terrorism in general, to liberate Iraq, to spread freedom, to spread democracy, to prevent terrorism by gas price increases, because this was a guy who tried to kill his dad, because 439 words into that speech last night he trotted out 9/11 again.
In advocating and prosecuting this war, he passed on a chance to get Abu Musab al Zarqawi, to get Moqtada al Sadr, to get bin Laden. He sent in fewer troops than the generals told him to. He ordered the Iraqi army disbanded and the Iraqi government de-Baathified. He shortchanged Iraqi training. He neglected to plan for wide spread looting. He did not anticipate sectarian violence. He sent in troops without life-saving equipment. He gave jobs to foreign contractors and not Iraqis. He staffed U.S. positions there based on partisanship, not professionalism
He and his government told us America had prevailed, mission accomplished, the resistance was in its last throws. He has insisted more troops were not necessary. He has now insisted more troops are necessary. He has insisted it's up to the generals, and then removed some of the generals who said more troops would not be necessary.
He has trumpeted the turning points, the fall of Baghdad, the death of Uday and Qusay, the capture of Saddam, a provisional government, a charter, a constitution, the trial of Saddam, elections, purple fingers, another government, the death of Saddam.
He has assured us we would be greeted as liberators with flowers. As they stood up, we would stand down. We would stay the course. We were never about stay the course. We would never have to go door to door in Baghdad, and last night, that to gain Iraqi's trust, we would go door to door in Baghdad.
He told us the enemy was al Qaeda, foreign fighters, terrorists, Baathists, and now Iran and Syria.
The war would pay for itself. It would cost 1.7 billion dollars, 100 billion, 400 billion, half a trillion. Last night's speech alone cost us another 6 billion.
And after all of that, now it is his credibility versus that of Generals, diplomats, allies, Democrats, Republicans, the Iraq Study Group, past presidents, voters last November and the majority of the American people.
January 11, 2007
MUCH NEWS TODAY
THERE YOU GO AGAIN!!!
GETTING DOWN
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DO YOU BELIEVE PRESIDENT BUSH
Last night President Bush spoke to the nation on his plan TO MOVE FORWARD. Do you agree with his assessment of the situation in Iraq or not?
Will this help or will it just mean more American Troops being killed? People a lot smarter than me seem to think it won't work. Some say there are not enough troops being added. Other say we need to get out.
REMEMBER THIS?
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Keith Olbermann lays out the lead up to the WAR in IRAQ and the aftermath.
WHY NO ANTI-RPG WEAPON
Israel field-tests effective anti-RPG weapon so why isn't the U.S. Army doing the same?
THE K STREET PROJECT
Are you as surprised as I am to hear that former (R-PA) Sen. Rick Santorum will soon become a lobbyist.
Now, Pennsylvania voters tossed him out of office in part because of his role heading up the GOP effort to plug Republican lobbyists up with serious corporate cash, a chunk of which went to Republican campaign coffers. The "K Street Project," it was called. Named after the street on which it appears Santorum will soon be working. -- http://talkingpointsmemo.com/I'M TOTALLY SURPRISED.
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PRETTY GOOD JOKES
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BOOKS YOU WILL NEVER FIND IN A BOOKSTORE
How To Get a Tan With a Flashlight How To Get Back From Boston How To Give a King a Really Hard Time How To Give People Your Best Regards How To Give Yourself a Complete Physical Without Getting Undressed How To Kill a Rat With an Oboe How To Kill Your Nephew How To Lease Out the Space Inside Your Nose How To Organize a Tupperware Gang-Bang How To Seem Intelligent
January 10, 2007
IT'S SNOWING
THERE YOU GO AGAIN!!!
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IS THIS A FACE SAVING SPEECH TONIGHT?
Some are saying that this speech tonight is a last ditch effort by President Bush to save his legacy. All I know for sure is that this WAR is his. It's as Collin Powell said about being a bull in a China Shop, YOU BREAK IT YOU OWN IT.
GO FIGURE
Well once again Detroit and General Motors are late to the party. GM, the company that had about 800 or so electric cars in the hands of test users a few years ago and for some reason gathered them all up and smashed them, this week unveiled the Chevrolet Volt concept car at the Motor City Auto Show.
While not a pure electric like the EV1 that GM leased to about 800 people from 1996 to 2004, the Volt relies on batteries and electric motors for nearly all of its propulsion. It can be charged at home using a household outlet and includes a tiny turbo-charged gasoline engine to help keep the batteries charged.
It's a concept rather than a working vehicle, and GM says the battery technology to make it happen is still three to five years away, but it's ``not a science-fair project,'' said Jon Lauckner, the company's vice president of global program management.
It's said that the Volt "reflects some kind of change of heart at the very highest levels of GM," said Bradley Berman, editor of hybridcars.com. "This idea of an electric car that has extended range is really smart."
I'm not one to go with the "conspiracy theory" but I could go for this one. Director Chris Paine's documentary whose film "Who Killed the Electric Car?" suggested automakers such as GM, oil companies and the government all worked to make sure electric vehicles didn't succeed.
I think it's heat from Toyota pushing to take over first place as the largest selling Automobile Company in the world that has forced GM to move in this direction. It's a little late.
BUILD A DAMN BRIDGE
Well the vote on raising taxes to fund a Passenger Only Ferry between Bremerton, Kinston and Port Orchard is coming up in a few week (FEB).
The campaign to promote a yes vote got underway this week with an endorsement from the county commissioners.
They say this new service will bring new jobs down the road. These passenger only ferry will carry about 100 passengers each. To me this is a bit of a stretch. Sure there may be some new jobs but to suggest that it's going to be the dawning of a new day is silly.
They complain that the Washington State Ferries have not been responsive to the needs of Kitsap County which is mostly true, and act as though these passenger only ferries will solve the problem. THEY WON'T.
What is needed is a bridge/tunnel from Kitsap to Seattle via Vashon Island. It's do-able and will allow for true growth in this County.
DID YOU KNOW THIS?
HAWAII ... Hawaiians live, on average, five years longer than residents in any other state.
INCORRECT PREDICTIONS - CAN ALLEN SURVIVE?
[Jim] Talent wins in Missouri.
-John Dickerson, Slate Political Gabfest, November 3
I'm very impressed with the campaign that Harold [Ford] is running. . . . I do believe that he may be the surprise of the night.
-Donna Brazile, This Week With George Stephanopoulos, October 1
Diane Farrell will unseat Rep. Christopher Shays. . . . Shays's change of stance on [Iraq] probably came too late to save his career.
-Larry Sabato and David Wasserman,Crystal Ball 2006, November 6
Chris Shays . . . gone.
-Chuck Todd on CNBC's The Tim Russert Show, November 4
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PAPER CUTS
BOOKS YOU WILL NEVER FIND IN A BOOKSTORE
Cooking For the Paralyzed Cooking With Heat Don't Throw Away Your Old Skin Eat, Run, Stay Fit, and Die Anyway Famous Bullshit Stories Famous People Who Were Wiry Fill Your Life With Croutons How To Become a Grease Ball How To Do Everything At Once How To Filet a Panda
January 09, 2007
NOT A BAD START
THERE YOU GO AGAIN!!!
MORE TO SAY

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GOOD POLICY?
The problem is that when President FORD stumbled he only hurt himself with Bush thousands of people are hurt.
DID YOU KNOW THIS?
ALABAMA ... Was the first place to have 9-1-1, started in 1968.
INCORRECT PREDICTIONS - CAN ALLEN SURVIVE?
"At the end of the day, I think he'll win."
-Fred Barnes, Beltway Boys, September 30
"Senator Allen of Virginia survived vicious ad hominem attacks on him, and he'll win reelection. . . . Four and a half, five points."
-Tony Blankley, McLaughlin, October 13
"Am I ready to say that [Jim] Webb wins this? No. I still think Allen takes it."
-Ken Rudin,National Public Radio's Political Junkie, September 22
AND THE WINNER IS ...
"[Bob] Casey Jr. of Pennsylvania is going to be beaten by Rick Santorum and will go into political oblivion."
-Tony Blankley, McLaughlin,December 30, 2005
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PAPER CUTS
BOOKS YOU WILL NEVER FIND IN A BOOKSTORE
124 Simple Exercises For the Teeth A Complete List Of All the Things That Are Still Pending A Hundred Dead People Nobody Misses A List Of People Who Mean Well A Treasury Of Poorly Understood Ideas Apartment Hunting For Devil Worshipers Backpacking For Shut-ins Caring For the Seated Chances Are Your Sister's Full Of Shit Controlling Fear Without Getting Frightened
January 08, 2007
ANOTHER NEW DAY
THERE YOU GO AGAIN!!!
MORE TO SAY
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WHO'S THE WINNER HERE?
The democrates won the election but may have lost the war. Taking over with all the CRAP that the republicans have left them makes you wonder if there is a WAY FORWARD.
THE MIRCALE PLAY
All Tony Romo had to do was put the ball down and let Martin Gramatica make an easy kick -- just 19 yards, even closer than an extra point.
I watched this game and all I can say is that it was a bad game. The Seahawks needed a Miracle to win this game as has been the case for most of the second half of this season.
I watch the Seahawks but to me there is very little excitement in their games. Sure you get an occlusional exciting play but they are few and far between. I think Seahawks football is boring. . . boring. . . boring.
WASHINGTON STATE LEGISLATIVE SESSION BEGINS TODAY
Democrats have predicted a strong budget that "invests" in school kids, health care, Puget Sound cleanup, anti-crime efforts, economic development, salary hikes for teachers and public employees, and other priorities. They have a $1.9 billion projected surplus to help balance the new budget. These will be among the top priorities when the state Legislature opens today.
The democrats have a strong majority in both houses, outnumbering the Republicans 32-17 in the Senate and 62-36 in the House. At a press briefing last week Gov. Chris Gregoire and the Democrats said Olympia should seize the moment and expand programs, particularly in education, that will help broaden the prosperity and lead to a brighter future. "This is about change," the governor said. "This is about leadership."
Also on the agenda is to look at what can be done to encourage WAL-MART to take on more of the responsibility to provide health care for their employees.
There doesn't seem to be much support for the NASCAR Track here in Kitsap County. I'm not against the Track I just don't want to FUND it. After all NASCAR is a multi billion dollar company which is enough to build any number of tracks around the country. By the way NASCAR was going to foot the total bill for the track in New York until the deal fell through. Why not here?
INCORRECT PREDICTIONS
Joe Lieberman and Ned Lamont squared off twice, giving pundits two chances to blow the call.
I think Lieberman's going down hard, not only in the primary but if he stays in it in the general.
--Tony Blankley, The McLaughlin Group, August 4
AND ON THE SAME SHOW
Lamont going away, and he'll win the general.
--at Buchanan, McLaughlin, August 4
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PRETTY GOOD JOKES
PAPER CUTS
WHO"S FAT
January 05, 2007
I GOT WORK TO DO
THERE YOU GO AGAIN!!!
MORE TO SAY
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I'VE GOT YOUR MAIL
President Bush has quietly claimed sweeping new powers to open Americans' mail without a judge's warrant. The President asserted his new authority when he signed a postal reform bill into law on Dec. 20. Bush then issued a "signing statement" that declared his right to open people's mail under emergency.
They keep PUSHING and PUSHING don't they.
AIN'T PAY BACK FUN
I'm watching David Dreier (R) California WHINING about being the minority and not being treated very well by the majority. BOO! HOO! HOO!
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
Are you as tired of this BULLSHIT FUDE between Trump and Rosie? Maybe it was fun the first day, but I think Trump moved it up a notch or two by doing some raw name calling.
They say this is all about grabbing some headlines in advance of the upcoming season of The Apprentice.
To me Trump went over the top with his name calling. It was well out of bounds and so I've decided I won't be watching his Apprentice series this year.
Actually I made that decision last year. I've always noticed that people on this show tend to act like "kids".
I HATE COMPUTER SUPPORT
The other day I talked about the problem I had being able to print a report out of Quicken 2007 after I upgraded from Quicken 2006. As I said I've been using Quicken for years and so was very surprised that I had a problem printing.
The error message said I'd find a (.bat) in the Quicken folder that if I ran it the print problem would be fixed. Well I miss read the file name and couldn't find the file.
So I called "TECH SUPPORT". As you might expect I was put on hold for the next available Technician, which took about 10 minutes (not bad). But as soon as she started talking I knew with my bad hearing I was in trouble. First she spoke very low. Then she spoke in bad English.
I told her my problem and she said I should got to the WEB site for an answer and gave me an address to use. I went to that address and it turns out I had been there earlier trying solve this problem. It didn't help then and it didn't help now.
Next I tried "LIVE CHAT". Man that was worse than Tech Support. The guy didn't have a clue what to do. He gave me a URL that didn't help. At the end of the day I spent about an hour and half between Tech Support and Live Chat with out result.
In the end I re-read the error message again. I looked closely at what it said. I noticed it said run "retorePdfDriver.Bat" all one word. I was looking for "PdfDriver.Bat". When I ran the correct file and tried to print a report in Quicken 2007 it worked. . . problem solved.
I LOVE COMPUTERS!!!
INCORRECT PREDICTIONS
"He is the Rasputin of the Bush administration. He cannot be killed; he will not leave. . . . I don't think that it's humanly possible to remove Rumsfeld from the Pentagon."
-Timothy Noah, Slate"Political Gabfest," October 20
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PRETTY GOOD JOKES
THINK ABOUT IT
PAPER CUTS
THIS IS TRUE
The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
January 04, 2007
MOVING FORWARD SLOWLY
THERE YOU GO AGAIN!!!
NEW WAY. . . YA THINK
MORE TO SAY
Yesterday President Bush wrote and OP-ED for the Wall Street Journal. In it he talked about working together both republicans and democrats for example he said:
Together, we have a chance to serve the American people by solving the complex problems that many don't expect us to tackle, let alone solve, in the partisan environment of today's Washington. To do that, however, we can't play politics as usual. Democrats will control the House and Senate, and therefore we share the responsibility for what we achieve.
My question is why he didn't see the need for this idea for the past 6 years. Wasn't he the UNIGHTER not the DIVEDER?
He went on to say:
I believe that when America is willing to use her influence abroad, the American people are safer and the world is more secure. I believe that wealth does not come from government. It comes from the hard work of America's workers, entrepreneurs and small businesses. I believe government closest to the people is more responsive and accountable. I believe government plays an important role in helping those who can't help themselves. Yet we must always remember that when people are hurting, they need a caring person, not a government bureaucracy.
I'm sorry but I think he lost our influence abroad leading up to and after the start of this war. Oh don't get me started on ACCOUNTABILITY. This administration has none. Yes a caring person is important but sometimes the power of the Government is needed as well.
Continuing from his Op-Ed:
These are all common-sense principles, and they provide the basis for how I will approach governing with the new Congress. We've proved it can be done: When our nation was attacked, Republicans and Democrats came together to pass the Patriot Act and reform our intelligence agencies. When our economy was struggling, we worked together to pass tax relief that has helped our economy grow, create jobs, and raise the standard of living for the American people. When we saw that our public schools were failing our children, we came together to pass the No Child Left Behind Act, insisting on high standards, accountability and better options for parents.
Yes our country did come together on 9/11, but alas President Bush wasted that unity by insisting we go to war with Iraq and stop or slow down the hunt for Ben Laden. You remember him right? I think the average American is worse off today than they were a few years ago. Sure if you're into the Stock Market you might be doing OK. Yes the No Child Left Behind Act was passed but not funded fully. What good is that?
And finally he said this:
Our priorities begin with defeating the terrorists who killed thousands of innocent Americans on September 11, 2001--and who are working hard to attack us again. These terrorists are part of a broader extremist movement that is now doing everything it can to defeat us in Iraq.
There you go again. . . trying to link the Iraq war with the 9/11 attack. THERE IS NO LINK, THERE NEVER WAS.
A NEW DIRECTION
The democrates take over control today. The listed adgenda is a plate full. I hope they are able to get it through.
THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD
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INCORRECT PREDICTIONS
Pundits set conventional wisdom in Washington. But how good are they? Here are some of their predictions that proved not so smart.
A DEMOCRATIC TAKEOVER? NAH!
Modest, small gains for the Democrats in the House and Senate, not taking control of either body.. .Mara Liasson, Fox News Sunday Roundtable, December 25, 2005
I think Republicans will retain control of Congress. . .Fred Barnes, Fox's The Beltway Boys, August 26
Democrats will win 14 seats net, thereby coming up one short. . . . As for the Senate, 52-48 Republican. . .Tod Lindberg, Washington Times, November 7
The Republican majority in the Senate will survive by one or two seats maximum. . . . The Democrats will probably take the House by a few seats, at least no more than five or six. . .Dick Armey, CNN's The Situation Room, November 6.
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MILITARY NEEDS HELP
PAPER CUTS
3 ENGINEERS ARE DEBATING ABOUT GOD
A guy arrives late to work one day and is called into the office.
His angry boss asks "What took you so long to get here today?"
The man replies "Well Sir, my brakes aren't working!"
Confused, the boss says "Late? You should have been early!"
January 03, 2007
SLOW START
THERE YOU GO AGAIN!!!
MORE TO SAY
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GREAT THINKER
You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.
--George w. Bush (Townsend, TN 02/21/2001)
THIS SHOULDN'T HAPPEN
Yesterday I installed a new version of Quicken. This one is Quicken 2007. I've been using Quicken for years now and so I didn't expect any problem with installing it on my system. I was wrong.
The installation went just fine as did converting my data from Quicken 2006 to this 2007 version.
The program worked fine with one exception it would not create and print a report. It gave me an error message saying "The PDF driver cannot be found." My only choice was to click ok at which point another error message popped up. This one created a Report that would be sent to Microsoft if I select that option or I could just click cancel at which point Quicken terminated.
There was one other option that allowed me to print the report. For fun I selected that option to see what it gave me. Only a Microsoft programmer would be able to unstand this report.
I keep hearing that Computers are getting easier and easier to use. I DON'T THINK SO.
(PS: I'll talk about how I fixed my printing problem tomorrow).
INCORRECT PREDICTIONS
Pundits set conventional wisdom in Washington. But how good are they? Here are some of their predictions that proved not so smart.
IS RUMSFELD OUTTA HERE?
'House Democrats . . . are calling for Defense secretary Don Rumsfeld to resign. Fat chance.'
---Chris Matthews, MSNBC's Hardball, September 14
PRETTY GOOD JOKES
MILITARY NEEDS HELP
PAPER CUTS
3 ENGINEERS ARE DEBATING ABOUT GOD
The 1st engineer says, "God must have been a mechanical engineer because of how the whole muscle/skeletal system is designed."
The 2nd engineer says, "No, God must be an Electrical Engineer because of how the Central Nervous system is designed."
The 3rd engineer says, "You're both wrong. God must have been a Civil Engineer... because only a Civil Engineer would run a sewer line through a recreational area."
