March 31, 2006
SUN IS OUT TODAY
QUICK STAT:
ONE YEAR AGO TODAY
It was just one year ago today that Terri Schiavo died. In the past few days her husband Michael has released his book "Terri The Truth"
It always amazed me that he didn't speak out more back then. I think he just stayed focused on her and getting through all the circus that was going on outside the nursing home and in congress.
The book is available at Costco and Amazon.
I did a number of post on this back in March 2005. Here is the one I posted just one year ago. I did a number of post on this back in March 2005. Here is the one I posted just one year ago. <----( click here to go to the site )
Last night on Countdown we got a "DOUBLE BILL" in Keith's Worst person segment. I think Keith should just use the "O-MAN" every night because O'Reilly gives him so much to work with. Click to watch. <----( watch the video here ) * "Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that is right here . . . "
We have April Fool's day the day after tomorrow. We also have the Final Four. And finally we have the start of Day Light Savings. Baseball starts this weekend too. Man with all of this going on all at once I think I need to go back to bed.
The start of Baseball Season along with possibility that Major League Baseball is expected to announce today that George Mitchell, the former Senate majority leader from Maine, will head a panel that will investigate past steroid use by major league players, and will take a thorough look at Barry Bonds's suspected involvement. It seems the decision to create the panel comes after the release of "Game of Shadows," a book written by two San Francisco Chronicle reporters that links Bonds to the ongoing steroid scandal that has engulfed baseball and created a huge problem for Selig. Bonds links to steroids has been around for a long time and cried out for an investigation. Now we will get it but to me the Poor Timing is the result of not dealing with this problem once and for all over the past year or so. I guess they felt sticking their head in the sand will make this all go away. They are right now announcing that they will indeed investigate the use of steroids in baseball. It's about time. Stay tuned. Saying we are fighting Terrorists in Iraq so we don't fight them here is stupid. As someone said it was years between the first attack on the WTC in the 90's and the attack on 9/11. To ignore the growth of terrorist in Afghanistan and Africa is a sign you don't have a clue to who, what and where they are. GOOD NEWS. . . have you noticed all the GOOD NEWS in say IRAQ or maybe in AMERICA on FOXNEWS lately? Watch O'Reilly or Hannitty and Colmes. They'll give you a FAIR and BALANCED look at ALL the BAD NEWS. * " I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive? . . . "
What a difference a century makes!
So you want a good laugh. It only took congress less than a day or two to forget all about Lobby Reform. They aren't going to do a damn thing about this problem. To make my point you just need to look at what it ISN'T GOING TO DO. It's not going to stop flying on corporate jets. It's not going to address any enforcement rules. It's not going to end Travel trips for golf ect. To me it's not going to do a damn thing.
Here is Jon Stewarts take on the replacement of Andy Card. Click to watch. <----( watch the video here )
* " A zebra does not change its spots. . . . "
What is Google Idol all about? Google Idol is a new online competition for the many talented (and not so talented) people out there who have been waiting for their moment of fame. The competition puts publicly submitted videos from Google Video in a head-to-head knockout tournament of 4 heats and 2 semi finals leading up to the grand final when a winner is announced. Popularity is judged by the public who vote for their favourite video - and you can vote once a day for the Gidol you want to win. Votes are tallied at the end of the competition and the video with the highest number of votes will be named the winner. Prizes will also be offered for all winners of our major competitions. The first competition will be based on lip-syncing talent, but watch this space! - new competitions are being developed all the time, and the next one could be just for you. An experienced panel of critics will comment on your work, giving you tips, hints and advice, and, of course, marks for your performance. The critics will judge your work according to the Google Idol standards, to see how you fit into the Google Idol craze; but in the end, it's the public that counts as they cast the votes. So be seen today. With over 60,000 visitors to the site per week, you could be a household Gidol in no time! Fame is just one shameless performance away! And coming soon: live singing Gidols, the ultimate in karaoke - coming soon to a computer near you. If you think you've got what it takes to become a part of Google Idol history, jump in front of the mirror, start practicing and submit your videos now! The first contest is now down to two. You can go to the site and watch the two finalist now and you can vote for you favorite once a day until the contest closes. I think it'll be open through this weekend. Click to visit the site. <----( click here to go to the site ) * " It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. . . . "
You've got to give it to these guys, they aren't afraid of telling a lie and saying it's the truth. First up is President Bush. He say's if you want to keep most of your money vote GOP. Click to watch. <----( watch the video here ) LIE #1: The evidence indicates that Iraq is reconstituting its nuclear weapons program. FACT: This story has turned out to be complete baloney. How about some other "SORRY" records that the administration and the GOP can share together. Duke Cunningham, Jack Abrmoff, the White House aids that resigned in disgrace. The CIA leak, the Katrina disaster, Spying on Americans, The Deficit, and Trade Balance. Should we talk about the plan "D" prescription drug plan that helps only the Drug companies. No child left behind finds that we are leaving them all be hind. Click to watch. <----( watch the video here )
* " If the game runs sometimes against us at home we must have patience till luck turns, and then we shall have an opportunity of winning back the principles we have lost, for this is a game where principles are at stake. . . . "
A woman who disappeared from McKeesport a decade ago when she was 14 has been found living with a school security guard, police said today. * " You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.. . . . "
I grew up during WWII back then we got our news from the paper, radio and on occasion from newsreels at the movies. Guess what, they didn't talk or show good news back then either. Painting a building is NOT NEWS. . . 1, 2 or 3 soldiers killed is. It's a WAR for god's sake and IN A WAR THERE IS NO GOOD NEWS. This administration has no place to criticize anything or anybody for a number of reasons.
It's been a series of lies and they can't or won't admit they have made even one mistake. And they want GOOD NEWS from the media. That's sad.
Got this from The Smoking Gun. It's sounds like the VP has some strange little quirks like some of the Rock Stars that I've read about.
I got this clip from last nights Daily Show. I just wonder what these folks are thinking. You know this kind of stuff gets out sooner or later. And what's the BIG deal with the FOX channel. This is Jon Stewarts take on Cheney's Hotel needs and requirements.<----( watch the video here ) * " I have no fear that the result of our experiment will be that men may be trusted to govern themselves without a master. . . . "
So Laura Ingraham thinks the media doesn't show the good news and the progress that we are making in Iraq. She seems to think that since she went over there a few weeks ago she is now the expert on all things Iraqi. What she didn't say is how FREE she was to visit all these sites that have made this progress.
Tonight on Countdown Keith Olbermann did a segment on this SHOOT THE MESSENGER CRAP that Laura Ingraham is putting out. There was a short little piece that he did, He was dead serious and I felt he was angry. He said her comments were unforgivable, desperate and stupid. <----( watch the video here )
I find it funny that the ones that are yelling the loudest that the media is not showing the GOOD NEWS in Iraq are the ones that tend to focus on sex and crime type stories here in America. They don't seem to be running any GOOD TIME STORIES about the U.S. That would be FOXNEWS.
They have explored every aspect of Natalee Holloway the girl that disappeared in Aruba. At it's height FoxNews feature hourly updates on the status of the investigation. They interview family members, law enforcement personnel, and representatives of the Aruban government.
In a weird juxtaposition of images, FOX News was interviewing Bob Dole to push the idea that the media isn't reporting any good news out of Iraq with their FOX Fact saying " Iraq: A New Era"-while showing video of violence right next to "good old" Bob. Are they just clueless or do they believe that the criticism they want to put out doesn't apply to FOXNEWS since they are so FAIR and BALANCED.
You and I know the real reason they give BAD NEWS so much attention is because it brings good ratings. Imagine that they want ratings over GOOD NEWS. FUNNY HOW THAT WORKS. THAT IS THE AGENDA.
Someone said that IN A WAR THERE IS NO GOOD NEWS. I think that says it all. * " Wait a minute! I'm not interested in agriculture. I want the military stuff . . . "
I didn't see the Today show this morning but it sounds like Laura Ingraham decided today was as good a day as any to stick her foot in her mouth. Here is what Rep. John Conyers had to say about it in The Huffington Post Every once in a while you see something on the network morning shows that makes you spit out your milk. This morning, on NBC's Today show, White House correspondent David Gregory, apparently subbing for Matt Lauer, opened a segment entitled: "Are Americans Getting a Fair Picture of What is Happening in Iraq." Putting aside the ridiculousness of that question itself, the panel to discuss it consisted of James Carville and conservative pundit Laura Ingraham. Apparently having a short memory, Ingraham proceeded to blame the media's cowardice for low public opinion of the war. The following is a rough transcription of some of the things she said: "I think. . .with all the resources of NBC, the Today Show spends all this money to cover the Olympics. . .all this money on where in the world is matt lauer. . .bring the today show to Iraq. . .when you see the villagers, talk to the children, then I want NBC to (not) report only on the IED's, only on the killings. . .instead of reporting from hotel balconies about the latest IEDs going off." So the problem is that reporters are stuck in the luxury of their Baghdad hotels (which only have power a few hours a day)? Tell that to David Bloom. Sometimes he hosted the Today Show in Matt Lauer's stead, but he does not any longer. He died in Iraq. He did not die from the inherent dangers of the conflict, but from a pulmonary embolism, having spent his last days reporting the news embedded with troops in conflict. Tell that to Bob Woodruff and Doug Vogt. The ABC anchor and his camerman were both seriously injured by one of those IED's Laura Ingraham belittles. Tell that to Jill Carroll, a freelancer for the Christian Science Monitor, kidnapped and still missing in Iraq. The point is not that journalists are immune from criticism. The point is that the criticism should be grounded in reality. Just because they choose to report what is really going on, that Iraq is in a civil war (a reality echoed by its former Prime Minister -- who I think knows a bit more about his country than Ingraham), should not make them targets for Ingraham's attacks. They regrettably already are targets in Iraq.
Click to watch. <----( watch the video here )
On Face The Nation Vice President Cheney was asked the following question: Mr Chenet you said "WE WOULD BE WELCOME AS LIBERATORS" and then you later said "THEY WERE IN THEIR LAST THROWS" Do you believe these optimistic statement maybe one of the reasons the American people are skeptical as to where we should even be in Iraq. Here is what Cheney said: "No I think it has to do less with statements we made, which I think were basically accurate and reflect reality." He then went on to blame the media. We weren't greeted as liberators and we are still at war. Watch the video. Click to watch. <----( watch the video here ) * " My creed is that public service must be more than doing a job efficiently and honestly. It must be a complete dedication to the people and to the nation with full recognition that every human being is entitled to courtesy and consideration, that constructive criticism is not only to be expected but sought, that smears are not only to be expected but fought, that honor is to be earned, not bought . . . "
As cars and SUVs get bigger, so do the deadly blind zones behind them -- now ranging up to 50 feet and large enough to hide several small children from view. Because of these blind zones, at least two children are killed each week in back over incidents -- many hit by their own family members. Automakers have the technology to avoid these heartbreaking deaths, but they offer it only on high-end models or as a special option. And government safety standards do not require drivers to see what is directly behind them! Tell your members of Congress that saving children from back over deaths shouldn't be an option.<----( click here to send a message to congress. ) More children die every week that goes by without action. The Cameron Gulbransen Kids and Cars Safety Act will create a rear visibility standard so drivers can see someone in the blind spot. Named after a 2-year-old New York boy killed when his father, a pediatrician, accidentally backed over him, the law will save lives with simple technological fixes. This proposal also will end the accidental strangulation of children in power windows. It requires automakers to incorporate low cost auto-reverse protection, much like the technology the government requires for garage doors. Send a strong message to lawmakers to get this legislation moving! We shouldn't let any more children die simply because they don't have a voice in Congress.
Some of Washington's top lobbyists say that they expect to find ways around congressional efforts to impose new restrictions on lobbyists' dealings with lawmakers in the wake of the Jack Abramoff corruption scandal, and that any limits will barely put a dent in the billions of dollars spent to influence legislation. BUT YOU KNEW THAT, RIGHT. "I wouldn't classify those changes as major," said Dan Danner, executive vice president of the National Federation of Independent Business. "Between charitable events and fundraising events, there will still be lots of ways to get in front of members [of Congress]." BUT YOU KNEW THAT, RIGHT. Abramoff's guilty plea in January -- to charges of fraud, tax evasion and conspiracy to bribe public officials with lavish trips, luxury skybox fundraisers, meals and campaign contributions -- triggered a new push in Congress to rewrite the rules governing lobbying. But many lobbyists said they consider these bills more of a nuisance than an impediment to their ability to work their will. BUT YOU KNEW THAT, RIGHT. Bob Schieffer on his Face The Nation show addressed what the problem is with fixing LOBBY reform. He used House Majority Leader John A. Boehner (R-Ohio) as an example of why they won't make any changes. Check out the video Click to watch. <----( watch the video here )
Less than three months after registering as a lobbyist, former Attorney General John Ashcroft has banked at least $269,000 from just four clients and appears to be developing a practice centered on firms that want to capitalize on a government demand for homeland security technology that boomed under sometimes controversial policies he promoted while in office. Three clients of Ashcroft's lobbying firm want his help in selling data or software with homeland security applications, according to government filings. A fourth, Israel Aircraft Industries International, is competing with Chicago's Boeing Co. to sell the government of South Korea a billion-dollar airborne early warning system. While Ashcroft's lobbying is within government rules for former officials, it is nonetheless a departure from the practice of attorneys general for at least the last 30 years. While others have counseled corporate clients or perhaps even lobbied in a specific case as part of law firm business, Ashcroft is the first in recent memory to open a lobbying firm.
* " I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body . . . "
You need to watch this short clip.
Kind of a sign of our times I'd say.
Click to watch. <----( watch the video here ) * " The streets are safe in Philadelphia -- it's only the people who make them unsafe . . . "
If you've visited this BLOG in the past you know I tend to lean left. I don't think I'm one of those "CRAZIES" some on the right like to paint almost anyone on this side of the fence. I like to think my opinion is based on some experience or study of the issue. I try not to go just buy party politics. It makes me mad that so much of the talk by the right always try to bring President Clinton into their discussion. They just can't let him go. As an example the other night there was a discussion on terrorist attacks. The right likes to say that we haven't been attacked since 9/11 as though the Iraq War was the reason. I think that is just dead wrong. They like to point out that Clinton had Ben Laden in his sites and did nothing, which of course is not true. They said it was under Clinton's watch that the first attacks took place on the World Trade Center. They love to say things like Clinton never did anything about these attacks and that most of them happened while he was President. Well looking at the above chart you can see that these attacks have been going on for a long, long time. The right seems to think they all started with Clinton. Hell they can't find anything that wasn't Clinton's fault. Get over it boys. To see a full detailed list of these attacks visit the site below. Click to see complete List of terrorist incidents. <----( click here to go to the site )
Have you ever wondered why old Bill O'Reilly has to defend himself so often on his show THE O'REILLY FACTOR.
I mean he does it at least once a week if not twice a week. What is really funny he cites these various articles because they say bad things about him and claims they get this stuff from the Left Wing Blogs. That's only partly true. But in all cases they cite his OWN WORDS and he can't stand that. I've used many of these same sources here too and it's really hard to say you didn't say something when there is audio or video tape of what you said. But that's the thing about Bill he won't let facts, audio tape or video tape stop him. It just gives all these folks, me included something more to write about. If I were to give Bill any advice I'd use his own words. SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!! JUST SHUT UP!!! But that would be ridiculous. * " The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. . . "
The Federal Communications Commission addressed more than 300,000 backlogged indecency complaints Wednesday, including a charge against the CBS missing-persons hit Without a Trace. All four big-timers--ABC, CBS, Fox and NBC--fell prey to the hunt for indecent content, with CBS leading the pack, as the FCC proposed fining the network and affiliates an unprecedented $3.63 million for a December 2004 episode of Without a Trace that featured teenagers engaging in orgy-style sexual shenanigans. The fine is to be shared by 111 CBS stations, according to Reuters. FCC chairman Kevin Martin told reporters "The number of complaints received by the commission has risen year after year." "I share the concerns of the public--and of parents, in particular--that are voiced in these complaints." Actually, the number of viewer complaints fell 86 percent in 2005 to 189,362, from 1.4 million in 2004. Perhaps some of those ticked-off parents finally found their television's off-buttons. "The FCC's longstanding indecency rules are probably headed for a First Amendment showdown in court," Paul Gallant, an analyst at the Stanford Washington Research Group and a former senior FCC aide, told Bloomberg.com. "There's a real question whether broadcast media can continue to be regulated more heavily than other media like cable and the Internet." To me there is more behind this story besides the large fine. To me it is the BULLSHIT put out by the so called "FAMILY VALUES TYPES". The "RIGHT WING TYPES" like Bill O'Reilly, Oh wait he's an independent (I just couldn't bring myself to say moderate). The other night on his show he did a segment on these fines. It's funny because while CBS did get the big fine good old "NO SPIN BILL" some how forgot to mention that FOX was sited too by the FCC. Just a little more creative editing and being "FAIR AND BALANCED" wouldn't you say. I just wonder what is worse on our kids a BARE BREAST or MISINFORMATION AND LIES. The other part of this story that I think is interesting is the involvement of this group called Parents Television Council (PTC). They just don't seem to know how to change channels or use the on/off switch. Click to visit the site. <----( click here to go to the site ) The PTC is another of these DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I DO groups. For example they go crazy over swear words and naked women yet you can go to their WEB Site and watch these vary same videos that they protested to the FCC about. What's that all about? So they post all the various clips of the shows that they complained about on their Site and that's ok because they are on the Internet. It's crazy. They want the FCC to fine the hell out of CBS for doing exactly what they are doing. I must be a dumb slug because I don't get it. I don't know how you can slam someone else for doing exactly what you are doing. Between you and me I think it's a way to attract visitors to the Site with the hope that they will join and/or contribute to the PTC. END OF STORY. I got this from the Rude Pundit Blog:<----( click here to go to the site ) As noted above, the episode was originally broadcast on November 6, 2003. On the evening of November 7, 2003, over in Iraq, Corporal Charles Graner was beating new prisoners at Abu Ghraib and forcing them to strip off their clothes. In the course of the night, Graner, Lynndie England, Ivan Frederick II, Sabrina Harman, Jeremy Sivits, and Megan Ambuhl would slap, punch, and jump on the seven prisoners. They'd force them to make human pyramids, make them pretend to give each other oral sex, and more. There's photos of it. And video. The soldiers were giddy with power, smiling and giving the thumbs up sign. They believed what they were doing was fine, that no one would care, for, indeed, most of the time, one who believes he or she is committing a crime does not take photos or video of the crime. One wonders how many of those who complained to the FCC about the televised pseudo-orgy on CBS gave more than a passing thought to what went on at Abu Ghraib, one wonders if they bothered to write letters or make phone calls about that indecency. Perhaps they did; more likely they did not. But, then again, the torture of the prisoners in Iraq that night took place after 10 p.m., after the family hour. And then it can't affect the children, can it? In an unintentionally (one hopes) phallic analysis, the FCC says, "We find that the material meets the first prong of the indecency test. While no nudity is shown, it is clear, as detailed above, that the scene depicts numerous sexual activities." The problem, though, is not really the "indecency." No, the problem is that the "shocking and titillating" material was broadcast at 9 p.m. in the Central and Mountain time zones. "Therefore," says the FCC, "there is a reasonable risk that children may have been in the viewing audience and the broadcast is legally actionable." Of course, had not the Parents Television Council and other right wing groups not "alerted" their members to something that probably a good many of them hadn't even viewed, there would not have been the number of complaints and no one would give a damn. One last thing. I went to the FCC Site and downloaded the number of complaints they got (that's it above). I'm trying to see if they have a break down by show. Anyway I added the stats from 2003 (166,000) and 2005 (189,000) and come up with 356,000. I skipped 2004 because I don't think it played a part in this because the show was aired on Nov 7, 2003 and Dec 31, 2004 so they had almost two full months to complain in 2003 and no time to complain in 2004. There was a total of 356,000 complaints for those two years. The US population is almost 300,000,000 million people. So that means these complaints came for .0012 % of the people in the US. This is the FCC Home Page:<----( click here to go to the site ) * " Now we are trying to get unemployment to go up, and I think we're going to succeed. . . "
Q. What is Irish diplomacy? A. It's the ability to tell a man to go to hell. So that he will look forward to making the trip
I think with the news today about the massive air strike (swarmer) today by the US we can put to rest the BULLSHIT about not talking about the good news. . . THERE IS NO GOOD NEWS, OK.
* "An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. . . "
Republican Senator Nancy Jacobs said: "Mr. Raskin, my Bible says marriage is only between a man and a woman. What do you have to say about that?" Raskin replied: "Senator, when you took your oath of office, you placed your hand on the Bible and swore to uphold the Constitution. You did not place your hand on the Constitution and swear to uphold the Bible."
Is it any wonder that people look to Jon Stewart's The Daily Show to understand what's happening in the world today? They sure aren't getting any information via TV, Radio and the News papers. Through his 30 minutes of humor you can honestly learn more about what is going on than watching a weeks worth of TV. The sad truth is with humor you sometimes have to think about what they are saying. On most of these political Talk shows it's mostly spin and very little substance is ever put out. NO THINKING REQUIRED. Joined by would-be Senatorial candidate Paul Hackett, Helms and The Daily Show team perpetrated one of the most priceless takedowns of Democratic Party strategy we've ever seen. It's all there: "the Matrix", the fatal nibbling of idiot consultants, the standard false equation of Republican mistakes with Democratic victories, and most of all, the unbelievable and stupefying insistence that everything is fine. HANK SHEINKOPF: It doesn't hurt that the Republicans keep screwing up. It only helps you. It's good to have an opponent that keeps making errors. HELMS: I am right there with you. I got mugged the other day. And, this bum was beating me with a bottle. And I said, "You know what, I am going to sit back and wait for him to accidentally hit himself with the bottle." And sure enough, he did. I mean, I was unconscious, but I think I won that battle. It all culminates in a re-imagined Hackett-For-Senate campaign commercial.
Click to watch. <----( watch the video here )
The other day was one of those days. It was raining and I didn't feel much like messing with the computer. I sure as heck wasn't going to do any house cleaning. So I decided to watch "OUTFOXED: Rupert Murdoch's War on Journalism." It had been over a year since I bought the DVD and watched it. It really is an interesting movie. "Outfoxed" examines how media empires, led by Rupert Murdoch's Fox News, have been running a "race to the bottom" in television news. This film provides an in-depth look at Fox News and the dangers of ever-enlarging corporations taking control of the public's right to know. The film explores Murdoch's burgeoning kingdom and the impact on society when a broad swath of media is controlled by one person. Media experts, including Jeff Cohen (FAIR) Bob McChesney (Free Press), Chellie Pingree (Common Cause), Jeff Chester (Center for Digital Democracy) and David Brock (Media Matters) provide context and guidance for the story of Fox News and its effect on society. This documentary also reveals the secrets of Former Fox news producers, reporters, bookers and writers who expose what it's like to work for Fox News. These former Fox employees talk about how they were forced to push a "right-wing" point of view or risk their jobs. Some have even chosen to remain anonymous in order to protect their current livelihoods. As one employee said "There's no sense of integrity as far as having a line that can't be crossed."
If you have ever watched The O'Reilly Show, Hannity and Colmes, Special Report and Fox and Friends and can think. . . you know they are neither FAIR nor BALANCED. The really scary thing is displayed on the image above. The survey was taken back in 2003 but I doubt that the numbers have changed that much for the hardcore FOX watchers. * "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." -- Louisiana native Britney Spears, when asked the best part of being famous. . . "
* " Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. . . "
* " That is what has made America last these past 200 centuries. . . "
U.S. Rep. Katherine Harris will end speculation next week about her U.S. Senate campaign, either getting out under pressure from the party she was loyal to during the 2000 presidential recount or forging ahead in spite of it. Her campaign, which has had difficulties since she announced her plans last summer, faced another setback recently after reports that she received illegal campaign contributions from the same man who bribed former U.S. Rep. Randy "Duke" Cunningham, R-Calif. When will they learn.
Hiring picked up across the economy in February, with employers adding nearly a quarter-million jobs in the biggest boost in three months. Encouraged by help-wanted signs, job seekers turned out in droves, nudging the unemployment rate higher. The overall picture emerging from the Labor Department's report Friday suggested that businesses are in the mood to hire and may be more inclined to reward existing workers or lure new ones with fatter paychecks, economists said. Construction, retail, financial services, health care and education were among the industries seeing employment gains last month. That eclipsed weakness in manufacturing, mostly reflecting job losses in the struggling automotive sector. Sounds pretty good huh. But you know these are not the $25.00 per hour and up type jobs. They are more like the minimum wage to maybe $12.00 per hour jobs. If you can live on that kind of wage I say God Bless You.
In a message posted on his Focus on the Family website, Dr. James Dobson's group has denied lobbying outgoing Secretary of the Interior Gale Norton on behalf of fallen lobbyist Jack Abramoff. "There is no connection," Dobson's site says flatly. However, in already public e-mails and letters sent in early 2002 between former Christian Coalition head Ralph Reed and Abramoff, Reed insists that he has secured Dobson's support for Abramoff's gaming interest clients in Louisiana, in opposition of allowing competing tribes to expand the state's access to legal gambling. The Dobson-helmed Focus on the Family website explains, "Those e-mails are examples of Mr. Abramoff bragging about events that did not happen." However, even a cursory examination of the documents reveals that it was not Mr. Abramoff, but in fact Dobson ally Ralph Reed, who claimed to have secured Dobson's involvement. These guys just don't get it. When you talk into a tape recorder it most likely will record what you are saying. If you talk into a video camera it most likely will record what you are saying. And if you use email it's likely there will be a record of it. By the way do you buy there denials? * "Things are more like they are now than they have ever been. . . "
Watch Keith today on C-Span Q&A. They talk a bit about the battle between he and Bill O'Reilly. Should be fun.
* " If Lincoln was alive today, he'd roll over in his grave. . . "
In a stunning turn of events, Archbishop Sean P. O'Malley and leaders of Catholic Charities of Boston announced yesterday that the agency will end its adoption work, deciding to abandon its founding mission, rather than comply with state law requiring that gays be allowed to adopt children.
The Rev. J. Bryan Hehir, president of Catholic Charities of Boston, and Jeffrey Kaneb, chairman of the board, said that after much reflection and analysis, they could not reconcile church teaching that placement of children in gay homes is ''immoral" with Massachusetts law prohibiting discrimination against gays.
Yea, that's the ticket turn your back on kids that need help because a loving gay couple want's to provide a decent home for them. How screwed up is that.
That's why I feel if you don't have God in your heart, belonging to ANY organized religion won't put it there.
President Bush plans to begin a series of speeches next week again explaining the administration's strategy for winning the war in Iraq, as the White House returns to a familiar tactic to allay growing public pessimism about the war that has helped keep the president's approval rating near its historic low.
After previewing the upcoming speech in his radio address today, the president is scheduled to make remarks on the war at George Washington University on Monday. The appearance, which will be followed weekly by as many as four other speeches, marks the start of the White House's latest effort to convince skeptical Americans that it has a coherent plan for victory as the war nears its third anniversary later this month.
All the talk in the world can't put a good face of over 2300 Military dead and over 16,000 wounded troops with an estimated 37,000 Iraqis killed.
Thomas Friedman said the following in his Friday New York Times article.
The Bush team needs to stop telling itself that the news media are not reporting the good news in Iraq. That's utter nonsense. And it needs to stop acting like a spectator as events there unfold, with the secretaries of state and defense making one-day stopovers and then disappearing. It is time for this administration to start taking responsibility for the outcome of this war, and not just dump it all on the military.
Here is his five step plan.
First, the Shiite alliance has to come up with a new candidate for prime minister, acceptable to all parties.
Second, the constitution has to be revised so the Sunnis do not feel that the Kurds and Shiites are breaking off their own chunks of Iraq, along with their oil resources.
Third, the Sunnis need to produce a credible plan for ending their insurgency.
Fourth, the parties have to agree on an inner cabinet, with ministers from each community, which will make all key decisions in coordination with the new prime minister.
Fifth, this inner cabinet has to draw up a plan for governing Iraq from the center - and not from any one faction.
Here we go again. What is it with these so called religious zealots?
Claude A. Allen, who resigned last month as President Bush's top domestic policy adviser, was arrested this week in Montgomery County for allegedly swindling Target and Hecht's stores out of more than $5,000 in a refund scheme, police said.
Allen, 45, of Gaithersburg, has been released on his own recognizance and is awaiting trial on two charges, felony theft scheme and theft over $500, said Lt. Eric Burnett, a police spokesman. Each charge is punishable by up to 15 years in prison.
Allen resigned from the White House on Feb. 9, saying he wanted to spend more time with his family.
Snyder said he feels confident that Allen will be able to prove that the incidents were "a series of misunderstandings."
Darn isn't that always the way it goes. Especially when you've done it 200 times.
Allen is a self-described born-again Christian who got his start in politics working for Jesse Helms (R), the conservative former North Carolina senator.
Allen stirred controversy as Helms's campaign spokesman in 1984 by telling a reporter that then-Gov. James B. Hunt Jr. -- Helms's opponent -- was politically vulnerable because of his links to the "queers." He later explained that he used the word not to denigrate anyone but as a synonym for "odd and unusual."
Before that, Allen worked for the Virginia state attorney general's office and as state health and human resources secretary. In that job, he earned a reputation as a staunch conservative; once he kept Medicaid funds from an impoverished rape victim who wanted an abortion.
Allen could not be reached for comment last night. * " I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. . . "
If I can make it here. . .
Is this just the first shoe to drop? Interior Secretary Gale Norton resigned today, the Associated Press has confirmed. Norton, photographed here with fallen conservative lobbyist Jack Abramoff, was fingered in deals with Native American tribes that Abramoff represented. The photograph was released in response to a Freedom of Information Act request. Abramoff's tribal clients donated $50,000 to a conservative environmental group founded by Norton, hoping to win face time with the Secretary. They eventually did. Former DeLay deputy chief of staff Tony Rudy helped Abramoff arrange a meeting with Norton, and within months, the lobbyist's clients were making huge contributions to the environmental group Norton started, the Council of Republicans for Environmental Advocacy.
PAWS of Bremerton needs both volunteers to help with caring for pets who are being sheltered by the organizations and supplies to help care for them. The wish list includes Kirkland Premium cat food, cat litter, toys, bath towels, dish soap, liquid laundry soap, bleach, paper towels, Q-tips, Lieberman mops, thank you cards, 3-by-5-inch index cards, Scotch tape, envelopes, stamps, memo pads, photo copier paper and canon toner No. E40-PC 700/900 series black ink. To help out or to receive a volunteer applications, call (360) 373-7043 or write to PAWS of Bremerton, P.O. Box 2235, Bremerton, WA 98310
With "lobbying reform" still the buzz word of the day, and facing the need to do the bare minimum necessary to trick their constituents into thinking that they are concerned with something besides re-election, the Senate agreed to a ban on undisclosed meals from lobbyists. It took Barack Obama just a few short, clear words to express the gravitas of the subject that some how many of the members had lost sight of by saying: "In cities and towns all across America it turns out that people pay for their own lunches and their own dinners. . .People who make far less than we do."
* " If crime went down 100%, it would still be fifty times higher than it should be. . . "
Three college students, including two aspiring actors known around campus as pranksters, were arrested Wednesday in a string of nine church fires that spread fear across Alabama last month. Federal agents said the defendants claimed that the first few blazes were set as "a joke" and that the others were started to throw investigators off the track. Remember when Hugh Grant went on The Tonight Show and Jay Leno said to him: "WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING" If these guys excuse holds up I think the same could be said about them "WHAT THE HELL WERE THEY THINKING." Personally I think there is much more to this than a joke. It just doesn't make sense that 19-20 year olds in college would burn down nine buildings let alone Churches on a joke. Jim Parker, pastor of Ashby Baptist Church at Brierfield, a Bibb County church destroyed in the spree, said the congregation had been worried that the arsonists had some "political or religious agenda." He said he had spoken to federal agents and understood the defendants were promising students from good families. "We really are concerned about them as people," he said. "I would just like to know what they were thinking." They could get as much as 5 year. . . that's to bad I think nine years is a better number. I remember a few years ago I was writing letters to the editor about the BREMERTON DIG. The 800 foot tunnel that went from the ferry terminal to Burwell at a cost of about $35 million dollars. I lost that one. Seattle has a Viaduct that runs alone the waterfront. It's fifty plus years old and was damaged in the last earthquake. So now they want to replace it. One idea is with another viaduct at a cost of about $2 billion dollars. Another idea and the one the mayor is pushing is a tunnel at an estimated $4 billion dollar cost. I wonder why these folks haven't checked with Boston on their BIG DIG in regards to cost. It seems to me that most Tunnels end up in cost over runs. The Boston BIG DIG went from an initial estimate of $4 billion dollars to $14.6 billion when it was all done. There are a couple of other ideas floating around but not being taken very seriously. One idea was to build a suspense bridge at an estimated cost of under $1 billion dollars. Another idea is no pricey tunnel. No elevated freeway. Just a four-lane road and a long list of smaller traffic fixes to absorb a fraction of the displaced cars. The idea has been dismissed by the powers-that-be. Only two City Council members say it even deserves to be studied. No legislator has spoken for it. GUESS IT MAKES TO MUCH SENSE AND DOESN'T SPEND ENOUGH MONEY. . . JUST LIKE THE BREMERTON DIG. Jack Abramoff talks about his relationship with John McCain, President Bush, Tom Delay, Ken Mehlman, and Newt Gingrich. . . all of whom have no memory of having met him. "You're really no one in this town unless you have met me," Jack Abramoff tells contributing editor David Margolick in the April issue of Vanity Fair (on sale now in New York and Los Angeles, and March 14 nationally). Such lies are not just lies, but dumb to boot. . . "This is not an age when you can run away from facts. I had to deal with my records, and others will have to deal with theirs." An insider tells Margolick that Abramoff blames competing Republican lobbyists and Arizona Senator John McCain-with whom Abramoff says he's had a contentious relationship-for his downfall. "Mr. Abramoff flatters himself," Mark Salter, McCain's administrative assistant, tells Margolick. "Senator McCain was unaware of his existence until he read initial press accounts of Abramoff's abuses, and had never laid eyes on him until he appeared before the committee." Abramoff says, "As best I can remember, when I met with him, he didn't have his eyes shut. I'm surprised that Senator McCain has joined the chorus of amnesiac." President Bush, who claims not to remember having his picture taken with Abramoff. According to Abramoff, at one time, the president joked with Abramoff about his weight-lifting past: "What are you benching, buff guy?" Tom DeLay, who once referred to Abramoff as one of his closest friends. Abramoff explains his working relationship with DeLay, saying, "I didn't spend a lot of time lobbying Tom for things, because the things I worked on were usually consistent with the conservative philosophy." Ken Mehlman, who recently claimed he didn't really know Abramoff. According to documents obtained by Vanity Fair, Mehlman exchanged e-mail with Abramoff, and did him political favors (such as preventing Clinton administration alumnus Allen Stayman from keeping a State Department job), had Sabbath dinner at Abramoff's house, and offered to pick up Abramoff's tab at Signatures, Abramoff's own restaurant. Newt Gingrich, whose spokesman Rick Tyler tells Margolick that "Before [Abramoff's] picture appeared on TV and in the newspapers, Newt wouldn't have known him if he fell across him. He hadn't seen him in 10 years." A rankled Abramoff says "I have more pictures of [Newt] than I have of my wife." Abramoff shows Margolick numerous photographs: "Here's Newt. Newt. Newt. Newt. More Newt. Newt with Grover [Norquist, the Washington conservative Republican Uber-strategist and longtime Abramoff friend] this time. But Newt never met me. Ollie North. Newt. Can' be Newt. . .he never met me. Oh, Newt! What's he doing there? Must be a Newt look-alike. . . Newt again! It's sick! I thought he never met me!" My dad always said pick your friends wisely today because tomorrow they may be your enemies. * " A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It's a proof. A proof is a proof. And when you have a good proof, it's because it's proven.. . . "
PENNSYLVANIA Sen. Rick Santorum created his charity, "Operation Good Neighbor," when the Republican National Convention was going to Philadelphia in 2000. "I thought: 'Wouldn't it be a great thing to leave something positive behind other than a bunch of parties and a bunch of garbage,' " Mr. Santorum told the Philadelphia Inquirer at the time. But in the years since, Mr. Santorum's charity appears to have done a lot to help his political allies -- and less than it might have in its stated mission of combating poverty, teen pregnancy and other social ills. According to reports by the American Prospect magazine and the Associated Press, Mr. Santorum's charity spent $1.25 million between 2001 and 2004, but it devoted just 40 percent of that to charity. Meanwhile, a Santorum campaign fundraiser, Maria Diesel, received nearly $200,000 in fundraising fees from Operation Good Neighbor; another Santorum campaign fundraiser, Rob Bickhart, received $75,000 in salary from the charity since 2001, and Mr. Bickhart's business, Capitol Resource Group, rents office space to the charity. The Santorum story highlights a largely unexplored area of congressional ethics: lawmakers' involvement with charitable organizations. According to a 2004 review of Internal Revenue Service records by the research group PoliticalMoneyLine, 48 members of Congress are connected to charitable foundations. These groups may do good works, but they also present opportunities for misuse -- to bolster members' political operations, for example, or to underwrite swank parties at political conventions. We're all for altruism, but that's not necessarily what's going on here. There is an inevitable element of extortion whenever politicians get involved in soliciting charitable donations. And when lawmakers have a personal interest in the charity, the opportunities for abuse are greatly magnified. Provisions contained in an ethics measure approved by the Senate Committee on Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs last week, and parallel language offered by House Democrats, would require that lobbyists report donations they make or arrange to lawmakers' charities, or gifts they make to other charities in recognition of politicians. That would shed some valuable light on a now-dark corner of money and politics.
Representative Bill Thomas, chairman of the House Ways and Means Committee and a chief legislative architect of the Medicare prescription drug law and the Bush administration's tax cut agenda, announced Monday that he would retire at the end of this year. Mr. Thomas noted that he still had about nine months left in his term and a full agenda on tax cuts, trade and pension restructuring. "Rather than read my headstone now, let's see if I can't carve a few more things in it before you retire me," said Mr. Thomas, a 64-year-old former political science professor. There was speculation in political circles that Mr. Thomas might end up with a job in the Bush administration, and Mr. Bush praised him effusively on Monday as "a friend and a man of great accomplishment." But Mr. Thomas was coy about his future. "I've got nine months still to go," he said. "I'm not walking away into the sunset. I'm going to work." TRANSLATION: I intend to work on "K-Street" and make about $2 million dollars a year. (Mark it down you heard it here).
Well the republicans in Texas didn't have the balls to Vote the crook Tom Delay out of office. But you knew that, right. They have one more chance in the general election. Hopefully he'll have GERRYMANDERED himself out of office. "I thought I was being a hero for Enron. At the time, I thought I was helping myself and helping Enron to make its numbers. . . "
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should get used
to the idea.
You know if the only news channel you watch is FOXNEWS it's likely that you missed this. The O'Reilly's and Hannity and Colmes will only show you one side of this argument in this case the student that made the recording. They even fail to point out what this article talks about and that is the support that a large number of students have for the teacher. As I've said many time in various Posts that I believe that our kids are a heck of a lot smarter than they are given credit. This controversy is just the latest example. AURORA, Colo. Hundreds of students at Overland High School walked out of class Thursday morning in support and protest of a teacher who was at the center of a controversy over comments he made about President Bush during a geography class. "Now I'm not saying that Bush and Hitler are exactly the same, obviously they're not, OK," Jay Bennish was heard saying on a recording of his class lecture on the day after President Bush's State of the Union Address. "But (there are) eerie similarities to the tones that they use." The students left class for about an hour and lined the streets near the school Thursday morning. Many students said they were frustrated and angry about how Bennish had been criticized on talk radio. "I think he inspires so many students and he's a great teacher," one student said during the rally. "I mean he makes people do there work and he makes people care about things." "It's not about missing a day of school but rather our future," said Stephanie Edge, a student in support of Bennish. "I don't think that education should be censored." Another student, Sean Allen, had recorded the lecture Bennish gave. Allen brought the comments to the attention of an online columnist and radio talk show hosts. Bennish was on paid leave while the Cherry Creek School District investigated the comments. "After listening to the tape, it's evident the comments in the class were inappropriate. There were not adequate opportunities for opposing points of view," Tustin Amole, a spokeswoman for the district said. Amole said the investigation would be completed late next week. She said no disciplinary action had been taken against the teacher. Click to visit the site. <----( click here to go to the site ) First, of course, it was the Social Security trust fund. Apparently, that's not enough. Last month that the U.S. Treasury suspended investing in the Federal Employees Retirement System to avoid hitting the legal debt limit. Today, Treasury Secretary John Snow announced that not only have investments in the system been suspended, the fund is currently being tapped to keep the government going. In a letter to Congress, Snow urged lawmakers to pass a new debt ceiling immediately to avoid the first-ever U.S. default on its obligations. Treasury has also been taking investments out of a $65.3 billion government pension fund known as the G-fund [part of the Federal Employees Retirement System]. The story notes that Congress is expected to cave to Snow's letter and raise the debt limit.
Watch and listen to this really short (10 seconds) clip of yesterdays Hardball. It's such an amazing moment of PURE BULLSHIT. Chris had on John Boehner the new House Majority Leader. At the end of this clip Chris say "You can see this man's greatness." Where the hell did that come from especially as it applies to Boehner. He's the guy that has taken more golfing trips than Tom Delay. Give me a break.
Click to watch. <----( watch the video here )
They vote down their in Texas today. I'm hoping they do the right thing and get this guy out of office. * "China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. . . "
Good job Jon Stewart! I watch the Oscars last night and found that it was quite enjoyable. I feel Jon had just about the right amount of edge. The Thanks U's were not to bad. And there were a couple of surprises at least to me. The biggest surprise for me was the Oscar for Original Song "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp". They only had three songs nominated so maybe that had something to do with it. Anyway it's a Rap type song and I just didn't think they would go for it. Shows you what I know about Hollywood. The other surprise was Best Picture Award. I really thought Brokeback Mountain would get it and to be honest until maybe Wednesday this week I hadn't even heard of Crash. Crash by the way won the Oscar. I'd heard leading up to these Awards that the ratings were going to be bad. That it was going to be about Bush and the Iraq War. That Jon Stewart was going to bomb. But Stewart confined most of his monologue's jabs to the film industry, however: He praised "Capote" for showing Americans that "not all gay people are virile cowboys." And "Capote" and "Good Night, and Good Luck," he said, "are about determined journalists defying obstacles in a relentless pursuit of the truth." "Needless to say, both are period pieces," he added. And after a montage of films that highlighted the social issues of their day, from "The Grapes of Wrath" to "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner," Stewart quipped: "And none of those issues was ever a problem again." This year's ceremony threatened to be one of the most politically charged in recent memory because of both the themes of the nominated pictures and host Jon Stewart, who made his name mocking politics on Comedy Central's late-night "The Daily Show," pointing out the absurdities of both parties through election campaigns, scandal and simple Washington inefficiency. Most of the best picture nominees had something else in common: They were "small" movies and have not necessarily played well in the heartland. Without a blockbuster rooting interest -- such as "Titanic" or "Gladiator" -- there are questions as to whether this year's awards might be among the least watched ever. The first award of the night went to Best Supporting Actor in this case it went to George Clooney. Clooney alone wit Stewart was expected to do some bashing but instead I think he made a pretty nice statement to the Talking Heads that say Hollywood is Out of Touch with middle America. "We're the ones who were talking about AIDS when it was just being whispered, and we talked about civil rights when it wasn't really popular ... I'm proud to be a part of this academy, proud to be a part of this community and proud to be out of touch," he said. Click to listen. <----( listen to the audio here ) Far as I can tell that was as political as it got. From the early report it didn't go well for Stewart or the Oscar. Time will tell. I still thought it was pretty good. As to the ratings we'll just have to wait and see.
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Tom Delay should be hearing that train. DeLay will face voters' verdict this week. The indicted republican campaigns quietly for the Texas primary on Tuesday. But for the first time -- with DeLay under criminal indictment, rebuked three times by the House ethics committee and linked to former GOP lobbyist Jack Abramoff, who has pleaded guilty to political corruption charges - he faces the possibility of losing for the first time in over 20 years. In Tuesday's Republican primary election here, undecided voters such as the Deatses could make the crucial difference for DeLay, whose hold on the seat has never been challenged seriously. But emboldened by DeLay's legal and ethical troubles, three Republicans have stepped up to oppose his renomination. It will not help DeLay that his district is more Democratic, ironically by his own making. DeLay's legal and ethical entanglements stem from his efforts to redistrict Texas to elect more Republicans to the U.S. House. That would be the toping on the cake if the democrats (who can cross over and vote) voted him out of office. How cool would that be.
I was watching CNN'S Reliable Sources yesterday and was totally blown away by the answer given by Mr. Robinson, TV Anchor on WDSU New Orleans for his honesty and truthfulness. I'm retired and so I have lots of time to listen and watch both radio and TV. Much of what I hear and see is SPUN tighter than a CANDY CANE so when I heard his answer today, I said to myself how damn refreshing is this guy. I think I live as far away from New Orleans as possible here in Bremerton, Washington and still live inside the contiguous United States. I agree that the Mardi Gras celebration gave you a chance to pause and take a deep breath. As Martha Stewart would say "It's a good thing". Mr. Roberson said that his Aunt said to wait till the media goes away to see how things go in New Orleans. I think we all get her meaning. I wish she was wrong. But the fact is we seem to have moved on and you know I don't understand why that is in light of the size and scope of this disaster. The thing that got my attention as I said above was something I have wondered and thought about and no one has mentioned anything about it until he did yesterday. He said: "This disaster came about as a result of the incompetence of the United States Corp of Engineers. They told us we were protected and low and behold we came to find out we weren't protected." I swear he is the first person that I've heard say that. That's when I thought blaming the Mayor, Governor, FEMA and the President was all unnecessary if the Corp of Engineers had JUST DONE THEIR JOB. Just as an aside yesterday on my blog I did a tongue-in-cheek about the levees but I suggested it was political corruption. I had wondered why we couldn't do a better job on these levees in light of what the Dutch had done. To be honest I didn't know that the British had a problem. I did know that Italy was working on their problem. I haven't heard any criticism of the Engineers and don't expect to because it's to much fun pointing fingers at our opponents rather than address and attack the real problem. Anyway it was a good interview and Mr. Robinson did a great job making his point.
* " President Carter speaks loudly and carries a fly spotter, a fly swasher -- it's been a long day " . . .
About 150 high school students walked out of class to protest a decision to put a teacher on leave while they investigate remarks he made about President Bush in class, including that some people compare Bush to Adolf Hitler. The protest came Thursday as administrators began investigating whether Overland High School teacher Jay Bennish violated a policy requiring balancing viewpoints in the classroom, Cherry Creek School District spokeswoman Tustin Amole said. "It was peaceful. The students yelled, but there was no fighting," Amole said. "Most of them did return to class." A telephone number listed for Bennish, who has been teaching social studies and American history at Overland since 2000, had been disconnected. Sophomore Sean Allen recorded about 20 minutes of Bennish's class during a Feb. 1 discussion about Bush's State of the Union speech and gave the recording to his father, who complained to the principal, Amole said. "After listening to the tape, it's evident the comments in the class were inappropriate. There were not adequate opportunities for opposing points of view," she said. Deborah Fallin, spokeswoman for the Colorado Education Association, which represents about 37,000 union teachers, said it will not represent Bennish because he is not a member, but said that Bennish has hired an attorney.
This is a tough one but after listening to much (not all) of the tape I feel the kids in his class are able to think for them selves. So I'm not to worried about them.
The thing I do worry about is ANY comparison to HITLER. I just don't get that. It never makes your argument strong it just pisses everyone else off.
I don't think the teacher should be fired. I don't think we have enough information from the 20 minutes of tape. I really do think our kids are better and smarter than we give them credit. 1.) Here's how the British hold back the waters from flooding London: 2.) And the Dutch solution to protecting an entire nation that mostly rests below sea level: 3.) The Italians are defending their city on the sea, Venice: NOTE: SCROLL DOWN TO END OF TODAY'S POST TO SEE THE USA EFFORT.
When Haji Lalai Mama, the 60-year-old tribal elder in these parts, gamely tried to organize a village defense force against the Taliban recently, he had to do it with a relative handful of men and just three rifles. "We were patrolling and ready," he recalled. But they were not ready enough. The Taliban surprised them under cover of darkness by using a side road. One villager was killed, and 10 others were wounded by a grenade. Two Taliban fighters were captured in the clash. The rest disappeared into the night. Is this how we are winning over there? Notice how intense the doggie looks. * " The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case "
4.) And the richest, most powerful and technologically advanced nation on earth. . . USA!!!!!! Go Corps of Engineers!!!! The Levees in New Orleans Hey, it takes a lot of money to keep corrupt politicians corrupt! Summary: On his nationally syndicated radio show, Bill O'Reilly threatened to turn over the personal information of a caller to "Fox security" because the caller mentioned MSNBC's Keith Olbermann. As Media Matters has noted, in recent weeks, Olbermann has repeatedly awarded O'Reilly the "Worst Person in the World" designation during his show, MSNBC's Countdown with Keith Olbermann. On the March 2 broadcast of Westwood One's The Radio Factor, host Bill O'Reilly threatened to turn over the personal information of a caller to "Fox security" because the caller mentioned MSNBC's Keith Olbermann. Click to listen. <----( listen to the audio here )
The weblog Crooks & Liars noted that the caller apparently was blogger Mike Stark, who has suggested on his Calling All Wingnuts blog that he is engaged in a campaign to call in to The Radio Factor to irritate O'Reilly. Is there anyone on Radio/TV as irrational as Bill O'Reilly? It used to be that Micheal Salvage and Rush Limbaugh took that title but O'Reilly has taken over that spot in a big way. I don't get why he's is so popular with the right. Here is what Keith Olbermann had to say on his show Countdown last night. Click to watch. <----( watch the video here ) In his talking point segment last night Old Billy was saying that his NO SPIN ZONE is the place to get the straight poop since he does his own reporting and research. AS a result you should appreciate the NO SPIN ZONE for it's FAIRNESS, ACCURACY and NO SPIN. As you can see from the images above especially the middle one he claims that "there are no agenda-driven fanatics behind the Factor." Come on folks do you really buy that BULLSHIT. I have pointed out many times the LIES and the EDITED video and audio techniques he uses to twist what was really said. Even in today's post above he is looking to censor his caller by not only cutting him off but by threating to turn the police on him. Is that Fair and Balanced. He calls people that don't agree with him names and it's he that "debunk" them. I'd suggest you go to any of these WEB sites and do a search on Bill O'Reilly to find out WHO DEBUNKS WHO. Click to visit the site. <----( Media Matters ) Click to visit the site. <----( News Hounds ) Click to visit the site. <----( Crooks and Liars ) He is such an arrogant guy and I think he sees his ratings droping and can't seem to turn that around. Maybe a little HONESTY would help.
Another in our series of cool paint jobs. * " The lines at women's rest rooms would be only half as long if they could learn to go by themselves. " . . .
Well the drive is over, they made their goal. It's about time we all supported the troops and stop talking about it and stop with the bumper stickers. Give your money where it will do some good. You can still give.
I like to visit a number of different BLOGS, some funny, some political, some dealing with the media and some just interesting to visit. But I've learned that people on the Far Right seem very paranoid and concerned with how well (terms of ratings) the media folks (TV and Radio) on the left are doing. They don't miss a chance to say how well they are doing while at the same time slamming the lefties. They don't mention that while they have been on the air for some 8 to 10 years or longer, while the folks on the left have been on for less than 3 years and they also don't mention that these same folks of the left are seeing their rating growing while the folks on the right are losing share, to be sure they are still ahead but they are losing share and that's key. I guess maybe they have a right to be paranoid cause they can hear the sound of foot steps coming up from behind. One guy, he claims to be a radio type yet doesn't have a station to call home, has been ranking on Al Franken and Air America for the last years. He has been on O'Reilly a few times first to support the O-man's view as Billy hates Franken with a passion, but more importantly to get on TV. Anyway, these guys are paranoid as hell and I think they need to find another cause to go after. They won't of course because they all have the same goal to beat the liberal/progressives/left that's what counts. I've been a life long PC users, never had an interest in the Apple products. Also over the years I've invested quit heavily in both software and hardware for the PC. Last year Apple introduced it's new small Mac mini. This year they added the Intel processor. This little computer is under $799 depending on the speed and options. You supply the keyboard, mouse and monitor. Here is what Apple says about their small computer. Mac mini has always made it easy to do the most amazing things. Now you can do everything faster - Intel Core processors power the newest Mac mini models. Choose the powerful Core Duo or the value-leading Core Solo. From Front Row to iLife '06, both models of Mac mini deliver more wows per second than ever before. So I'm thinking maybe it'd would be fun to play with this little guy and see if it's something I'd want to move to for my next computer. Me a MAC guy??? Maybe. These are REAL trucks that have been painted to send a message. I think they succeeded pretty well don't you. * " This campaign not only hears the voices of the entrepreneurs and the farmers and the entrepreneurs, we hear the voices of those struggling to get ahead. " . . .
Please give what you can.
I have to laugh at all this talk about Homeland Security and Port Security. Let's call it for what it is BULLSHIT. Do hear that. . . BULLSHIT. They keep saying that the Coast Guard and Customs are the folks in charge of security around the Ports and in the case of the Coast Guard a whole lot more. Yet the Bush administration is cutting their budget by 7 percent. Senior members of the Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee on Wednesday said the Homeland Security Department's $42.7 billion proposed budget for next year is too low and is misdirected in some areas. Committee Chairwoman Susan Collins, R-Maine, told Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff during a hearing she was particularly concerned the budget does not provide enough money for the Coast Guard or for grants to state and local governments. I remember when I joined the Coast Guard back in the late 50's. My older brother was in the army serving in Korea. He wrote home and told me not to be drafted in the army but rather join the Coast Guard. I was really excited the first time I went on a cutter for training. We were going to go to Hawaii and as a young guy Hawaii sounded pretty darn good. We left Seattle and made it all the way to Neigh Bay where we had to put into port because we couldn't make water. With that breakdown there went my trip to Hawaii. For the eight years I spent in the Coast Guard we always sucked hind tit. Our equipment was old, hand me down stuff just like today. The Coast Guard does a BETTER JOB than they should be doing considering the cuts and lack of funding that they receive. It was over 50 years ago since I joined the Guard and it seems nothing has changed, except for their pride and courage that has always been high. I'm guessing that Bush is taking lessons from the Boys at FOXNEWS. As a result you can see his approval ratings have fallen. On the eve of Hurricane Katrina's fateful landfall, President Bush was confident. His homeland security chief appeared relaxed. And warnings of the coming destruction - breached or overrun levees, deaths at the New Orleans Superdome and overwhelming needs for post-storm rescues - were delivered in dramatic terms to all involved. All of it was captured on videotape. The Associated Press obtained the confidential government video and made it public Wednesday, offering Americans their own inside glimpse into the government's fateful final Katrina preparations after months of finger pointing and political recriminations. "My gut tells me ... this is a bad one and a big one," then-federal disaster chief Michael Brown told the final government-wide briefing the day before Katrina struck the Gulf Coast on Aug. 29. The president didn't ask a single question during the briefing but assured soon-to-be-battered state officials: "We are fully prepared." OLBERMANN: But tonight's winner: Brit Hume from Fox News, at it again. Monday, he described the Senate Democratic Leader Harry Reid as "factually challenged" after the senator said Dubai Ports World was taking control of our ports. Hume said they were not getting control of the ports, emphasis on the word "control." But as recently as last Wednesday, the situation was described thusly on Fox News, quoting, "The Bush administration was trying today to dig itself out of a political hole on the question of who should control some of the nation's ports." Who used that word "control" and then criticized the senator for using the same word? Brit Hume, today's "Worst Person in the World." Click to watch. <----( watch the video here ) * " Actually, I -- this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about--when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me. " . . .
Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
Please give what you can.
Decreasing rider ship, increasing fares spur state officials to examine ferry financing. Rider ship on Washington State Ferries has dropped by about 11 percent - nearly 3 million vehicles and passengers a year - from 2000 to last year. Revenue generated from ferry fares and other sources, on the other hand, increased 39 percent over the same six-year period, according to an annual report to state legislators. But collecting more money from fewer passengers isn't enough to keep the ferry system afloat. Ferry officials, commuters and legislators blame fare increases and service cuts for the decline in rider ship. All seem to agree a long-term financial solution is necessary to avoid pricing passengers out of the system. Well there is one solution that has been kicked around for years and years. BUILD A BRIDGE/TUNNEL TO SEATTLE FROM KITSAP COUNTY. The 1992 Booz-Allen and Hamilton study conducted under the authority of the Washington State Legislative Transportation Committee indicates that the only long term solution to solve our transportation problems is the construction of strategically placed bridges (or tunnels) linking the Peninsula and Island entities to the mainland. * "Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness. " . . .
Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
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THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD
Watch the VIDEO
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Dan Quayle, proving once again any dummy can be Vice President:
LIFE IS TOUGH. IT'S TOUGHER IF YOU'RE STUPID.
THE YEAR IS 1906. ONE HUNDRED YEARS AGO.
What a difference a century makes!
Here are some of the U.S. statistics for the Year 1906:
Most women only washed their hair once a month, and used borax or
egg yolks for shampoo.
Canada passed a law that prohibited poor people from entering into
their country for any reason.
Five leading causes of death in the U.S. were:
1. Pneumonia and influenza
2. Tuberculosis
3. Diarrhea
4. Heart disease
5. Stroke
The American flag had 45 stars.
Arizona, Oklahoma, New Mexico, Hawaii, and Alaska hadn't been
admitted to the Union yet.
The population of Las Vegas, Nevada, was only 30!
March 30, 2006
BREAKING NEWS
QUICK STAT:
BUSY WEEKEND COMING UP
HAVE A NICE TIME JACK
BAD TIMING FOR BASEBALL. . . AGAIN
RANDOM THOUGHTS
THE GOOD NEWS ON FOX
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Jim Scheibel, mayor of St. Paul, Minnesota:
LIFE IS TOUGH. IT'S TOUGHER IF YOU'RE STUPID.
THE YEAR IS 1906. ONE HUNDRED YEARS AGO.
March 29, 2006
LATE AGAIN WON'T CUT IT
QUICK STAT:
LOBBY BILL IN SENATE TODAY
YOU KIDDING ME
RANDOM THOUGHTS
A TAX CUT? ARE YOU NUTS?
THE GLOBAL WAR ON TERROR IS PURE BULLSHIT.
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Al Gore:
LIFE IS TOUGH. IT'S TOUGHER IF YOU'RE STUPID.
THE YEAR IS 1906. ONE HUNDRED YEARS AGO.
What a difference a century makes!
Here are some of the U.S. statistics for the Year 1906:
The average life expectancy in the U.S. was 47 years.
Only 14 percent of the homes in the U.S. had a bathtub.
Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone.
A three-minute call from Denver to New York City cost eleven dollars.
There were only 8,000 cars in the U.S., and only 144 miles of paved roads.
The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph.
Alabama, Mississippi, Iowa, and Tennessee were each more heavily populated than California.
With a mere 1.4 million people, California was only the 21st most populous state in the Union.
The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower.
March 28, 2006
FUN AND GAMES
QUICK STAT:
GOOGLE IDOL
Visit the SITE.
KIDS DOING THE RIGHT THING
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Henrik Ibsen:
LIFE IS TOUGH. IT'S TOUGHER IF YOU'RE STUPID.
STATE MOTTOS THAT WORK.
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
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Tennessee: The Educashun State
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Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Vermont: Dudes can marry dudes
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Washington, DC: Wanna Be Mayor?
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West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Wyoming: We put the "why" in oming
March 27, 2006
A SORRY STATE
QUICK STAT:
SORRY RECORD MY ASS
NO WORDS NEEDED
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Thomas Jefferson:
LIFE IS TOUGH. IT'S TOUGHER IF YOU'RE STUPID.
STATE MOTTOS THAT WORK.
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An
Attorney
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
March 26, 2006
BACK AT IT
QUICK STAT:
STRANGE STORY
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Abraham Lincoln (attributed):
LIFE IS TOUGH. IT'S TOUGHER IF YOU'RE STUPID.
STATE MOTTOS THAT WORK.
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Michigan: First Line Of Defense >From The Canadians
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,
And Very Little Else
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
March 25, 2006
GREAT GAME LAST NIGHT
GO HUSKIES
GOOD JOB WASHINGTON
March 24, 2006
MORE LAST GOOD NEWS
QUICK STAT:
THE LAST WORD ON GOOD NEWS
First : How we went into Iraq (WMD's and the rest of the BS).
Second: How they handled the Jessica Lynch story.
Third : How they handled the Pat Tillman story.
Fourth: Buying journalist's to plant stories.
Fifth : The fact that they won't show the dead troops coffin coming home.
VP DOWNTIME REQUIREMENTS
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Thomas Jefferson:
LIFE IS TOUGH. IT'S TOUGHER IF YOU'RE STUPID.
STATE MOTTOS THAT WORK.
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum,
But Leave Your Money)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The
Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism
Campaign
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Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
March 23, 2006
TAKING ON THE MEDIA
QUICK STAT:
PROGRESS AND GOOD NEWS IN IRAQ
FOX NEWS: Dole pictured with Iraq violence
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Senator William Scott, during a briefing in which officials began telling him about missile silos:
LIFE IS TOUGH. IT'S TOUGHER IF YOU'RE STUPID.
STATE MOTTOS THAT WORK.
Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
March 22, 2006
MEDIA MADE ME DO IT
QUICK STAT:
NEW IRAQ STRATEGY RELEASED: BLAME THE MEDIA
Watch the VIDEO.
IT'S THE MEDIA FAULT
Watch the VIDEO.
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Margaret Chase Smith:
LIFE IS TOUGH. IT'S TOUGHER IF YOU'RE STUPID.
Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember
you when he is in trouble again.
Complex problems have simple, easy to understand
wrong answers.
Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know
where to shop.
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again,
neither does milk.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to
shoot them.
March 21, 2006
DOES IT EVER CHANGE
QUICK STAT:
I DIDN'T KNOW THIS
YOU KNEW THIS DIDN'T YOU
Lobbyists Foresee Business As Usual
Post-Abramoff Rules Expected to Be Merely a Nuisance
Watch the VIDEO.
DOESN'T TAKE THESE GUYS LONG DOES IT
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Winston Bennet, former University of Kentucky basketball forward:
LIFE IS TOUGH. IT'S TOUGHER IF YOU'RE STUPID.
The reason congressmen try so hard to get reelected is
that they would hate to have to make a living under the
laws they've passed.
March 20, 2006
WORKING REAL HARD
QUICK STAT:
WELCOME TO SPRING 2006
THIS IS FUNNY
Watch the VIDEO.
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Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia:
LIFE IS TOUGH. IT'S TOUGHER IF YOU'RE STUPID.
EXAMPLE NINE:
A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs
to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants.
The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and should be
fine, the mother says, I just gave him some ant killer.....
Dispatcher: Rush him in to emergency!
March 19, 2006
3 YEARS OF WAR
QUICK STAT:
THEY LOVE CLINTON
Visit the SITE.
WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM
NO WORDS NEEDED
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Senator S. I. Hayakawa:
HOW DO THESE PEOPLE SURVIVE?
EXAMPLE EIGHT:
Police in Radnor, Pa., interrogated a suspect by placing a metal
colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy
machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and
police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect
wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working,
the suspect confessed.
March 18, 2006
ONE POST TODAY
QUICK STAT:
AM I THE DUMBEST SLUG IN TOWN
Visit the SITE.
Visit the SITE.
Visit the SITE.
NO WORDS NEEDED
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Ronald Reagan:
HOW DO THESE PEOPLE SURVIVE?
EXAMPLE SEVEN:
My neighbor works in the operations department in the
central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call
him when they have problems with their computers.
One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch
banks who had this question: "I've got smoke coming from
the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
ONE LAST IRISH JOKE
What is Irish and loves to be in the backyard, rain or shine, night or day?
Patty O'Furniture
March 17, 2006
A LITTLE AT A TIME
QUICK STAT:
GOODNEWS/BADNEWS
NO WORDS NEEDED
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Ian Macaskill, BBC weather:
HOW DO THESE PEOPLE SURVIVE?
EXAMPLE SIX:
I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor
home was towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle
was in dire need of repair and the whole thing generally
looked like an extra in "Twister."
I asked the manager what had happened.
He told me that the driver had set the "cruise control"
and then went in the back to make a sandwich
March 16, 2006
THINK AGAIN
QUICK STAT:
GOOD ANSWER
NO THINKING REQUIRED
Watch the VIDEO.
CROSSING THE LINE
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Britney Spears:
HOW DO THESE PEOPLE SURVIVE?
EXAMPLE FIVE:
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day
she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of
typing paper. What do I do?"
"Just use copy machine paper," the secretary told her.
With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper,
put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.
March 15, 2006
MORE WORK TO DO
QUICK STAT:
NO WORDS NEEDED
AIR POLAND
PRETTY GOOD JOKE

Brooke Shields:
HOW DO THESE PEOPLE SURVIVE?
EXAMPLE FOUR:
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car.
"Do you need some help?" I asked.
She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this
remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think
they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery
to fit this?"
"Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked.
"No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the
car keys to me.
As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why
don't you drive over there and check about the batteries.
It's a long walk."
March 14, 2006
DOING REAL WORK TODAY
QUICK STAT:
NO WORDS NEEDED
PRETTY GOOD JOKE

Gerald Ford:
HOW DO THESE PEOPLE SURVIVE?
EXAMPLE THREE:
A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy
drive and pulling it out very quickly. When asked what she was
doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept
asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."
March 13, 2006
HERE WE GO AGAIN
QUICK STAT:
MARCH MADNESS BEGINS THIS WEEK
HARRIS TO END CAMPAIGN SPECULATION
EMPLOYERS ADD 243,000 JOBS IN 30-DAY SURGE
DOBSON SITE DENIES LOBBYING NORTON FOR ABRAMOFF
NO WORDS NEEDED
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Gerald Ford:
GOT A MINUTE?
Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.
Looking up, he asks the Lord, "God, what does a million years mean to
you?"
The Lord replies, "A minute."
Smith asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"
The Lord replies, "A penny."
Smith asks, "Can I have a penny?"
The Lord replies, "In a minute."
March 12, 2006
Another late day
QUICK STAT:
NO WORDS NEEDED
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Gerald Ford:
HOW DO THESE PEOPLE SURVIVE?
EXAMPLE TWO:
I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items
and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine.
picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash
register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed.
After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider",
ooking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding
he bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?"
I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today."
She said "OK," and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue
to what had just happened.
March 11, 2006
HARD TO THINK
QUICK STAT:
CATHOLIC CHARITIES STUNS STATE, ENDS ADOPTIONS
Gay issue stirred move by agency
BUSH GOES ON OFFENSIVE TO EXPLAIN WAR STRATEGY
2>Speeches to Combat Public Pessimism
WHY???
FORMER TOP BUSH AIDE ACCUSED OF MD. THEFTS
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Gerald Ford:
HOW DO THESE PEOPLE SURVIVE?
EXAMPLE ONE:
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could
have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.
I asked for a half dozen nuggets.
"We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter.
"You don't?" I replied.
"We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply.
"So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?"
"That's right."
So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets
March 10, 2006
NEW PROCESS
QUICK STAT:
TIES TO ABRAMOFF INDIAN DEALS
PAWS NEEDS HELP AND SUPPLIES
WILL WE SEE TRUE LOBBY REFORM
TIME TO GO
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Councilman John Bowman, commenting on the high crime rate in Washington, D.C:
THIS LITTLE PIG
Guy walks into a bar with a pig with a wooden leg. Bartender says, "Hey,
how did the pig get the wooden leg? Guy says, "As I was climbing in the
Himalayas, I fell into a crevasse, and that pig pulled me to safety."
"Wow," says the bartender, "but how did he get the wooden leg?"
The guy says, "Well, we were dog-sledding on the frozen tundra when we
cut over a patch of ice. Suddenly, a killer whale broke through the ice and
attacked me, but that pig fought off the orca and saved my life!"
"Yeah, okay," says the bartender a little impatiently, "but how did he get the
wooden leg?"
"Well, as I was surfing in Hawaii, I was overcome by a huge wave. That pig
gave me mouth-to-mouth resuscitation and saved my life!"
"BUT HOW DID HE GET THE WOODEN LEG?" says the bartender.
"Well," says the guy, "a pig like that you don't eat all at once."
March 09, 2006
HEAD SCRATCHER
QUICK STAT:
WHAT THE HELL WERE THEY THINKING
MORE TUNNEL VISION
YOU DON'T KNOW JACK
McCain:
Bush:
DeLay:
Mehlman:
Gingrich:
COOL PAINT JOBS
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Jean Chretien:
TITLE
Three friends from the local congregation were asked, "When you're in
your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you,
what would you like them to say?"
Artie said, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine
spiritual leader, and a great family man."
Merle commented, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and
servant of God who made a huge difference in peoples lives."
Don said, "I'd like them to say, 'Look! He's moving!"
March 08, 2006
NOT A GOOD NEWS DAY
QUICK STAT:
CHARITY BEGINS AT HOME
A POWERFUL HOUSE REPUBLICAN PLANS TO RETIRE
ONE MORE CHANCE TO DO THE RIGHT THING
COOL PAINT JOBS
NO WORDS NEEDED
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QUOTATION OF THE DAY
ANDREW S. FASTOW, the former chief financial officer of the company, testifying in Houston:
THIS IS NO LIE
March 07, 2006
GOOD STUDENTS
QUICK STAT:
OVERLAND STUDENTS WALK OUT IN SUPPORT OF TEACHER
Visit the SITE.
U.S. TREASURY RAIDING FEDERAL PENSION FUNDS
MR SUCK-UP
Watch the VIDEO.
COOL PAINT JOBS
NO WORDS NEEDED
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Charles de Gaulle, President of France:
FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY
31. EAGLES MAY SOAR, BUT WEASELS DO NOT GET SUCKED INTO JET ENGINES.
34. I COULDN'T REPAIR YOUR BRAKES, SO I MADE YOUR HORN LOUDER.
35. WHY DO PSYCHICS HAVE TO ASK YOU FOR YOUR NAME AND NUMBER?
36. INSIDE EVERY OLDER PERSON IS A YOUNGER PERSON WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED?
37. JUST REMEMBER - IF THE WORLD DID NOT SUCK, WE WOULD ALL FALL OFF.
38. LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUND, WHICH IS WHY SOME PEOPLE APPEAR BRIGHT UNTIL YOU HEAR THEM SPEAK
March 06, 2006
COUNT THE DAYS
QUICK STAT:
THE 78TH ANNUAL ACADEMY AWARDS
Listen to the AUDIO.
IS THIS THE LAST TRAIN TO CLARKSVILLE FOR TOM
GOOD JOB MR. ROBINSON
COOL PAINT JOBS
NO WORDS NEEDED
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Gerald Ford:
TECH SUPPORT
A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her
printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The
man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is
working fine"
March 05, 2006
IT'S A STRANGE WORLD
QUICK STAT:
COLORADO TEACHER ON LEAVE FOR BUSH COMMENT
THEIR LEVEES - OUR LEVEES
TALIBAN'S PRESENCE IN AFGHANISTAN "BIGGER AND MORE MENACING THAN EVER"...
COOL PAINT JOBS
NO WORDS NEEDED
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George W. Bush:
TECH SUPPORT
Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address,
but how do I get the circle around it?
March 04, 2006
AN ALL O'REILLY DAY
QUICK STAT:
WOULD YOU WANT TO LIVE HERE???
O'REILLY THREATENED RADIO SHOW CALLER WITH "A LITTLE VISIT"
Here is the AUDIO of the phone call.
O'REILLY: Orlando, Florida, Mike, go.
CALLER: Hey Bill, I appreciate you taking my call.
O'REILLY: Sure.
CALLER: I like to listen to you during the day, I think Keith Olbermann's show --
O'REILLY: There ya go, Mike is -- he's a gone guy. You know, we have his --
we have your phone numbers, by the way. So, if you're listening,
Mike, we have your phone number, and we're going to turn it over to
Fox security, and you'll be getting a little visit.
HILL: Maybe Mike is from the mothership.
O'REILLY: No, Maybe Mike is going to get into big trouble, because we're not going
to play around. When you call us, ladies and gentleman, just so you know,
we do have your phone number, and if you say anything untoward, obscene,
or anything like that, Fox security then will contact your local authorities,
and you will be held accountable. Fair?
HILL: That's fair.
O'REILLY: So, just -- all you guys who do this kind of a thing, you know, I know some
shock jocks. Whatever. You will be held accountable. Believe it.
We'll be right back.
WHO THE HELL IS BUYING HIS BULLSHIT
COOL PAINT JOBS
NO WORDS NEEDED
WHY THEY CAN'T FIND BIN LADEN...
PRETTY GOOD JOKE

ANONYMOUS:
TECH SUPPORT
Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle
of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
March 03, 2006
MINI DAZE
QUICK STAT:
WHY DO THEY WORRY SO MUCH
MAC ATTACK
COOL PAINT JOBS
NO WORDS NEEDED
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George W. Bush:
DID I ALREADY USE THIS
"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"Well, It's Not Unusual."
March 02, 2006
FULL LOAD TODAY
QUICK STAT:
ANY PORT IN A STORM
BUSH KNEW. . .
WAKE UP CALL NUMBER 300,000
WORST PERSON IN WORLD.

Watch the VIDEO.
NO WORDS NEEDED
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George W. Bush:
TECH SUPPORT
March 01, 2006
A BRIDGE NOT SO FAR
QUICK STAT:
FERRY SYSTEM SEEKS SOLUTION
IF THE HAT FITS. . .
NO WORDS NEEDED
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George W. Bush:
TECH SUPPORT
