PRETTY GOOD JOKES

THE BENEFITS OF GROWING OLDER (and you thought there weren't any)

In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to

the possibility of becoming partly a dog. - Edward Hoagland "Dogs and the Tug of Life"

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2010 WHEN . . .

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2",

weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler.

Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

MY KIDS

My God I love dogs.

BTW, what good is a picnic table if you can't lay on it?

Posted by thebscorner at October 29, 2010 12:33 AM