PRETTY GOOD JOKES

THE BENEFITS OF GROWING OLDER (and you thought there weren't any)

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true,

to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. -Unknown

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2010 WHEN . . .

It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply

his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey wine and because their calendar was lunar based,

this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

MY KIDS

My God I love dogs.

BTW, what good is a picnic table if you can't lay on it?

Posted by thebscorner at October 26, 2010 09:49 AM