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LOOSE ENDS
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JUST THE FACTS PLEASE
PALIN: Criticizes an aide to her predecessor, Gov. Frank Murkowski, for a conflict of interest because the aide represented the state in negotiations over a gas pipeline and then left to work as a handsomely paid lobbyist for ExxonMobil. Palin asserts her administration ended all such arrangements, shoving a wedge in the revolving door between special interests and the state capital.
MY THOUGHTS FOR WHAT THEIR WORTH . . .
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WOW!!! I LOVE THE RAIN. . .
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Going to put my replacement (VISTA) PC together today. Im not sure what Ill do with the WINDOWS-7 system that crashed and burned the other day. * - - - - - *UPDATE ON THE ECONOMY 5 OF 5
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BOOK TOUR
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DOBBS
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THE STUPAK AMENDMENT
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PSYCO TALK
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DOGS RULE - YOU CAN SEE THE LOVE
THEY NEED YOUR HELP
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CALL TOLL FREE 1-888-776-0111 and give what you can.
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PRETTY GOOD JOKES
IF YOU THINK YOU'RE DUMB ABOUT COMPUTERS
TECH SUPPORT: "O.K. Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
CUSTOMER: "I don't have a 'P'". TECH SUPPORT: "On your keyboard, Bob." CUSTOMER: "What do you mean?" TECH SUPPORT: "'P' on your keyboard, Bob." CUSTOMER: "I'm not going to do that.OH CRAP . . .
Dave works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey. A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Dave's wife, now furious! , grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Dave tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book. The cabbie says "Geez Dave, you picked up a real bitch this time."MY KIDS
My God I love dogs.
BTW, what good is a picnic table if you can't lay on it?