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THE MESS

WAY TO GO LISA

Back on January 11th I had a Post I called "WHY NO ANTI-RPG WEAPON" that was put together by Lisa Myers of NBC.

Well the other night at the RTCA dinner she was awarded the prestigious Joan Barone award for her reporting on the Trophy System.

In the article here I was pleased to see that Congress has taken OVERSIGHT on this system and others. Oversight. . . something we haven't seen in the last 6 years.

I'll do a follow up when I hear something on the study.

Nice job Lisa ! ! !

WHAT IS THE PROBLEM WITH CHRIS MATTHEWS

THE STORY OF CHRIS AND THE BIG HORNY MONSTER: Who should Democrats nominate for the White House? At THE HOWLER, we haven't decided. But if you still don't understand the venom aimed at Hillary Clinton by some of our most broken-souled male pundits, you should have heard Chris Matthews expound on yesterday's Imus. program.

Can Clinton be elected president? he was asked. The question set the excitable ranter off on his latest Bill Donohue-style tear. As often happens when he thinks about Clinton, Matthews pictured big, green, horny monsters. Readers, it's simply gigantic:

MATTHEWS (3/28/07): You know, somewhere out in the Atlantic Ocean, I think there might be a giant, green, ugly, horny monster. A gigantic, gigantic monster of anti-Hillary, and anti-woman Hillary, anti-liberal woman Hillary, some real ferocious beast out there that says no matter what happens between now and Election Day, they're not going to let her win. Men, some women, are just not going to let this woman, this woman win the presidency. I don't know whether that monster's out there. All men I meet are afraid to talk like that. You only hear criticism of Hillary from smart, college-educated women. They're the ones that always have a problem with her now.

Simply put, this man is a nut. (Yes, he actually said the word "horny.") His discussion would only get worse this day-but note what he had already said. He had said that men have these Hillary-hating feelings-and he knows this even though, in his experience, only women are voicing such views. He hasn't heard other men say these things. But he knows what they're secretly thinking.

Of course, one man hasn't been afraid to talk like that-and that man is the nut-case, Chris Matthews. He has aimed endless gender-based insults at Clinton-and as he continued along with Imus, he gave us a look at the secret feelings that have been driving his vile, nasty rants. He told Imus that "it's easier for men to accept a black guy as president than a woman president"-but he said that no one wants to discuss this because of "all this politically correct, careful discussion." (Many people have discussed the matters he mentioned to Imus. For the fuller text of this session, see link below.) Then, we got a look at the demons that scream inside Matthews' soul. A sense of grievance was clear in his voice as his rubbed his thigh and began to complain about the vile things he imagines:

IMUS: She still wouldn't be as bad as her husband or the current guy, so-if she does get elected.

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MATTHEWS: Well, her husband, this thing is-is she enabling him or what? What's going on? Ron Burkle, his play-mate out there in L.A.-Bill's play-mate-is the one raising money for her campaign. Is this some deal? Where she puts up with him and his lifestyle so that he raises her money?

What was Matthews insinuating as he scornfully stressed the word "play-mate?" Soon, the broken-souled life-form made it clear. Try to believe that he said it:

MATTHEWS: I mean, it's so synchronized, the swimming, of his behavior and his world and her need to be president. And the way it works together is a little unsavory. Am I wrong?

IMUS: I hear you. No, you're right. No, you're a hundred percent right.

MATTHEWS: And we're all supposed to notice this sitcom but not mention it. We're supposed to notice. He always wants us to know he's got Astroturf in the back of his car. He always wants us to know that stuff-that he's the stud. But we're not supposed to talk about it. He wants us to know it, and clam up, and live with it. That's his attitude towards this.

Poor Chris! Inside his mind, he hears a voice, and it says that Bill Clinton is really the stud! And not only that: We're not supposed to talk about this! Bill Clinton wants Matthews to clam up-about the things Matthews has imagined.

Good God! This excitable man is just convinced that Bill Clinton is still getting laid. He won't explain how he knows, or why others should care. But he knows what's happening in Bill Clinton's life-and he knows what happening in Bill Clinton's mind. And good God! That "astroturf" comment was a reference to a dumb thing Clinton said about his earlier life "when I was a younger man...in the 70s." Clinton made this unwise comment in February-of 1994! But thirteen years later, it still torments Matthews. And when he considers this troubling topic, a green, horny monsters pops into his head. And people, it's simply gigantic.

Simply put, Matthews is a screaming nut. NBC should drag him off to a place where he can get some good medical care. But then, here are MSNBC's Tucker Carlson and Pat Buchanan, discussing Hillary Clinton last night. Bill Press had also been booked on the show, apparently to represent adults:

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Can't get over Bill. <----( watch the video here )

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WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD

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Keith Olbermann picks the three worst persons in the world.

CAN YOU HELP

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DOGS RULE

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PRETTY GOOD JOKES

HOW LONG DO THEY HAVE

WHO'S WINNING

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots.

So far, the Universe is winning.

Posted by thebscorner at April 1, 2007 05:07 AM